Foreign Land Reclamation By a Vegetable-growing Skeleton

AthousandyearsaftertheUndeadEmpirevanished,thelittleskeletonwhousedtofarmwasstilltendingtohisfields,untilthesummoningportalreopened.“Areyouguyshungry?I’vebeenfarmingforathousandyearsandhavestoredatinybitoffood.”“Havethesefieldsbeendeserted?CanIplantthings?”“Theprincess’scityonthehilldoesn’tallowfarming?Thennevermind,Iwon’tgo.”“Theywanttotaxmebutwon’tletmefarm?Wipethemout!”