Synopsis
Inthetwilightofhislife,legendarymagicianAmbroseJenkinsfoundhimselfunabletoaffordaPotionofYouth.Thehighelves—thosedamnedbeansprouts!—hadjackeduppricesagain.Toprolonghislife,Ambrosehadnootheroptionthantobecomeanundead,alich.Thetwothoughtsthatplaguedhimduringthetransformation,andwhichwouldtherebyremainwithhimforgood,were:Damnthosehighelves!I’llnevergowithoutgoldagain!AmbroseJenkins,lichforhire,atyourservice.***Author’sBlurb:Ignoreallthatelaboratemumbo-jumbo.Andlet’sdispensewithethicstoo,shallwe?It’sallaboutprofithere.Paymeenough,andI’llevenbagyouagod.
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