The Greece Antagonist

Ifyouhadagoldenapple,whowouldyougiveitto?Invitedtothebanquet,LuoEnsawthegoldenappleintheplateinscribedwith"Tothefairestgoddess"andthethreegoddessesembroiledindisputebeforehim,andhepickedupaknifewithasmugsmile.Thefirststep,peeling;hegavetheskintoAphrodite."Tobefair,you'requitepretty.Asalayerofskin,you'renotbadtolookat."Thesecondstep,slicingtheflesh;hegavethattoHera."Asthequeenofheaven,yeteveryoneinOlympusfrom800-year-oldstoanimalshascuckoldedyou,includingmales,females,andevensheep.Sinceyoucan'tsavefaceanyway,taketheseinsides."Thethirdstep,hegavetheremainingcoretoAthena."YouweresupposedtobebornamalegodandtakeoverZeus'sposition,butduetoZeus'sshenanigans,youlostthatseed,sohere,havethiscore."Aphroditeclenchedherfists,Heraraisedherscepter,Athenasummonedherspearandshield...Seeingthis,LuoEnquicklysteppedback,shieldingthegoddessofdiscord,Eris,firmlyinfrontofhim."Andyoustillwanttobethegoddessofdiscord?Lookatme;Igotthemtouniteatonce,evenbetterthanyouwithyourinstigation.""..."SurroundedbyGreekgodssharpeningtheirknives,Eriswasleftinsilence.