Miss Loser is too enchanting

ShewasthegeniusdaughterofanAncientMartialFamily,shiningbrightly,andknownasoneofthefearsome“DarkTwins”.Duetohersister'sbetrayal,sheandherpartnerbothperished.ShewasAjiuofQifengCity,theso-calledwastethateveryonelaughedat.Althoughshewasadaughterofacultivatingfamily,shehadnoPhantomPowerSourceandcouldn'tcultivatePhantomPower.Shewasbanishedtoaremotesmalltownandeventuallybeatentodeathbyhercousininadilapidatedcourtyard.Whenthegeniusdaughter,whogainedthetreasureofcultivationintheEndlessVoid,transmigratedintothebodyofthewastedaughter,thegearsoffatebegantoturnagain.Thewastewouldsetfootonthepathofcultivation!ContractingDivineBeasts,practicingAlchemy,refiningartifacts,carryingonthelegacyofancientDivineArtifacts,seekingherkin,exterminatingevilspirits,let'sseehowshestirstheheavensandearth!Hewasthemostnoblemanbetweenheavenandearth,ofsupremestatus,withabewitchingappearance.Duetoagamestartedoutofboredom,heencounteredher,andfromthenon,throughheavenandearth,hewouldneverleaveherside!SnippetOne:DuguQianyesatinthewaysheusedtopracticeinherpreviouslife,beginningtoexaminehercurrentbody.Theblockedmeridians,theweakenergychannels,thisbodywastrulyterrible.Asshecontinueddownward,shearrivedattheDantian,“Eh?Whatisthis?”WhatshouldhavebeenanemptyDantianwasfloatingwitha...uh,anegg?“Whyisitanegg?Couldmybodyhaveturnedintoahen?Doesithavetobethisfantastical!”“Iamnotanegg,you'retheegg!Yourwholefamilyareeggs!”JustasDuguQianyewasconflictedbetweentheeggandthehen,achildishvoicearoseinhermind.“Eh?Theeggcantalk?”DuguQianyewasastonished.“Damnit,I'vealreadytoldyou,Iamnotanegg!”theeggfumed.SnippetTwo:WatchingDanJingtianeatingandexhalingfrombeingburnedatthesametime,DuguQianyesuddenlyfeltliketeasinghim.Afterthinking,shesaid,“IamachildfromthemudpillfamilyonDotStreetinWuyouTown,nexttoZixuCity.”DanJingtianrubbedthebackofhisheadandsaid,“ZixuCity,WuyouTown,whyhaven'tIheardofanyofthem?Also,what’samudpill?”“Stupid!”MoZiqingtappedDanJingtian'shead,“Removethecityandtownandreaditagain.”“Zixu,Wuyou,Dot,MudPill,ugh,it'sallnonsensetotrickyou!Noway,brother,areyouplayingme?”SnippetThree:“Hey,thatwomanpunchedaholeinthesky.”CiHunappearedinfrontofZiXiaoandsaidwickedly.“Oh?”ZiXiaolookedupathimindifferentlyandsaid,“Justaholeinthesky.Go,findsomeonetofixthathole.”“Thatwomanalsorippedaholeinthatman’spants,rightonthebutt.”CiHuncontinued.“What?”Theman,whohadbeencasualjustamomentago,jumpedtohisfeet,hisbewitchingfacefilledwithrage,“Aholeinthebutt?Daretoshowhisbuttinfrontofmywoman,come,let'sgochophisbuttoff!”CiHunwasspeechless,saying,“Thatwasdonebythewoman.”“Still,chopitoff!Can'tevenprotecthisownbutt,mightaswellchopitoff.”SnippetFour:DuguQianyelookedatthepersontieduplikearicedumplinginfrontofher,strokedherchin,andsaid,“I'vedecided,I'mgoingtorob.Handovereverythingvaluableyouhaveonyou!”“Idon'thaveanymoney”MangQianjunsaidindignantly,lookingatDuguQianye.“What?Nomoney?Thenwhat'sthepointofkeepingyouaround!Xiaohuo,lightafire,”DuguQianyesaidsomberly.“Wait,wait,Ihaven'tfinishedyet,”MangQianjunshouted,“Idon'thavemoney,butIhavetheentireEndlessHell.Youcanrobit!”