When the Doctor Uses A Hack

You’reastrugglingyoungdoctor,barelymakingendsmeetwithameasly$2000monthlyincome.Life’spressuresandtrialsweighheavilyuponyou!Butloandbehold!Onefinemorning,youwakeuptofindyourselfequippedwithsomesortofcheatcodes…You’rescheduledforanappendectomy,soyourollupyoursleevesandgetreadytoexploretheabdominalterrain:Youtouchthececum:“Cecum:Healthy!”Youpalpatethecolon:“Colon:Allclear!”Youreachtheappendix:“Appendix:It’saninflamed,pus-filledappendixmonster,level15,rarecreature.Recommendation:Performanappendectomy!”Withadecisivehand,youwieldyourscalpelandskillfullyremovethetroublesomeappendix.“Ding!Rareappendixmonstereliminated!Rewards:+100experienceinappendectomy,+$100,andashinywhitesutureneedle!”Andthus,yourjourneybeginsasanemergencysurgeon.Butremember,withgreathealingpowerscomesgreatresponsibility!