The Beautiful Time With You

Shortlyafterhismarriage,LinJiagewasthrownoutofhishouse.Inhisquesttoreturnhome,hetriedeverymeansathisdisposal,buttonoavail.Eventually,hecouldonlyturnhissightstoacertainLittleBun.AfterlisteningtoLinJiage’sproposal,LittleBunshookpinkieswithhimandrepliedinanadorablevoice,“Deal!”Thus…OnthenightthatLittleBunreceivedarobot,hebroughtShiYaotoarestaurantandsecretlywhisperedintoLinJiage’sears,“Daddy,Mommyisheretoeatwithyou.”OnthenightthatLittleBunreceivedanUltramanfigurine,hebroughtShiYaotoaswimmingcomplexandwhisperedintoLinJiage’sears,“Daddy,Mommyisheretoswimwithyou.”OnthenightthatLittleBunreceivedatoytrainset,hebroughtShiYaotoahotelroom,gaveLinJiageacondom,andwhisperedintohisear,“Daddy,Mommyisheretosleepwithyou.”