Chapter 299: It Sure Is A Wondrous World We Live In (1)
Translator: StarveCleric Editor: Milkbiscuit
Lin Jiage unhesitatingly tapped on the na card, readying his fingers to add Soft Bun into his friend list.
In fact, even while his fingers were on the move, he was already pondering about the ssage he should send along with the friend request. Should he go with a more playful?[Try guessing who I am]?, or a straightforward?[I am Lin Jiage]?...
But as soon as the profile page linked to the na card loaded up, he suddenly found the display picture extrely familiar. Not only that, the na, the cover picture, and even the account number were extrely familiar too... Perhaps, familiar might even be an understatent. After all, he’d seen it just a mont ago...
This picture filled with ice creams, isn’t this Big White Chubby’s profile picture?
Isn’t Big White Chubby’s WeChat na?
And this account number too...
And more importantly, when he tapped on her na card, what appeared wasn’t the “Add” function but the “Send ssage” function...
This ant that he was already friends with the account shared by his elder sister, which supposedly belonged to Soft Bun... And this friend happened to be... Yao Loves Ice Cream?
Lin Jiage suddenly felt like soone had clubbed him on the head, and his head spun as if there was no tomorrow.
He closed his eyes to allow himself to calm down for two seconds before continuing to process the hulking amount of information assaulting his head.
Hypotheses 1:
Shi Yao’s WeChat = Yao Loves Ice Cream
Yao Loves Ice Cream’s WeChat = Yao Loves Ice Cream
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Conclusion 1:
Shi Yao’s WeChat = Yao Loves Ice Cream’s WeChat
Factorizing the equation and removing common factors:
Shi Yao = Yao Loves Ice Cream
Hypotheses 2:
Shi Yao = Soft Bun
Yao Loves Ice Cream = Big White Chubby
Conclusion 2:
Soft Bun = Big White Chubby
As these equations and conclusions surfaced in Lin Jiage’s head, a bun appeared right before his eyes, and it slowly morphed into a white and chubby unidentified lifeform. A mont later, the white and chubby unidentified lifeform morphed back into a bun...
As this association was being made, Lin Jiage clearly felt his hands trembling as he grasped his phone, and his heart began pounding faster and faster.
An indescribable emotion seed to surge through his veins, perating every single cell in his body.
Big White Chubby was Soft Bun, and Soft Bun was Big White Chubby...
In other words, what Yao Loves Ice Cream told him was true? She really is 1.65cm and 40kg? She really is in a child betrothal too?
So all along, the player whom I’ve been carrying in the ga is my fiancée?
He couldn’t exactly describe what he was feeling at the mont. On one hand, he felt that he could cry, but on the other hand, he felt like bursting into laughter as well... This was truly a very mysterious and wondrous feeling!
No wonder both Big White Chubby and Soft Bun were such gluttons!
It was no wonder why both Big White Chubby and Soft Bun were Year 1 students from their school’s English Faculty!
It was no wonder why both Big White Chubby and Soft Bun were always able to evoke the sa feelings inside him!
The hell! They were the sa people right from the start, so how could the feeling he felt from them possibly not be the sa?
Everything that he’d been worrying about, what two-timing or Casanova, they were all nonsense! Utter nonsense!
Soft Bun was his, and Big White Chubby was his too. They were all his!
So, why couldn’t he two-ti them? Why couldn’t he be a Casanova?!
But speaking of which, he really didn’t expect the two of them to be the sa person...
Was his intelligence simply too low, or was the world too wondrous and fantastical?
It must be the world being too fantastical!
Just like that, the depressed Lin Jiage from a mont ago began skipping his way back to his dormitory room in exhilaration.
Along the way, he couldn’t stop the corners of his lips from creeping upward.
But just as he was about to reach the fifth floor, he suddenly rembered that he had blacklisted Big White Chubby, so he quickly fished out his phone to set her free from the black hut...
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