Reincarnated as an AXE!

TreesshallFallandanAxewillRise!Afterbeingshotdeadinmyface,I’vebeen...Readmore

TreesshallFallandanAxewillRise!Afterbeingshotdeadinmyface,I’vebeenreborninanewplace!Wheremagicreignsandmonstersroar!I’veneverseenthelikebefore! It’stimetokisstheEarthgoodbye,NowthatI'minanIsekai!That’swhat’sup,forreal,truefacts.Needmoreproof?I’mnowanaxe!

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 Anaxeyousay?Howcanthatbe?HowshouldIknow,dude?Don’taskme!ButsinceI’mhereI’llhavesomefun,Andmakelifegreatforeveryone!So,comeonpal!Thejobsnotdone!(I’llfindyouifyoutrytorun…) There’slotsofniftysightstosee,Andnewfriendstoaccompany!Andloadsofmeattocleaveandchop,astheyscreamandpleadformetostop!Butsadly,thatIcannotdo,Thisaxewasmadeforchoppingyou! I’llwanderroundandseethesightsAndgetintosomeawesomefights,Myrepwillsoar,I’lldrowninfame,Thecommonfolkswillscreammyname!“Quick,runaway! HerecomestheAXE!”Hey,guys!It’sme!Yourbestfriend,Max!*Whattoexpect: Action,adventure,BLEAKhumor,theanswerstoalloflife'squestions,andanAxethatwantstobeyourfriend!Also,steadyprogressionandsuch.Also,abadguygraduallylearninghowtobeabetterperson. (It'sgoingtotakeawhile.)Updateddaily!AFall2022WritathonParticipant!Collapse

Satire,AntiheroProtagonist,Dungeons,GameElements,LitRPG,SwordAndMagic,Non-humanProtagonist,PortalFantasy,Isekai,Reincarnation,ReincarnatedasanObject,ComedicUndertone,Dark,R-18,WeaktoStrong

Awesomesynopsis.Hopetheactualnovelisgood.

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2.5/5Shitsprettyboring,Icouldn'ttolerateeverytimethataxesaygoshandhowmuchhewanttotearandseeotherinagony...It'slikecorruptingmymindtoembracemyinnermasochisticemo.wouldn'trecommendtoordinaryweeblikeme...

Masochistorsadist?

tomatopotato

Huh???

loljustsayingthatmasochistandsadisticisalike

Amasochistissomeonewhogainspleasurefromfeelingpain,whileasadistissomeonewhogainspleasurebycausingsomeonetofeelpain.

Ishouldn'treplyanymoreasIseekforgivenessformyearliermistakes

Whatmistakes

whatIdidtourmom

Ididthesametourfatherandsister.

Themcisapsychopathdemonaxethattakescontrolofaman'sbodywhiletheguysisstillaliveanduseshimtokillallhisfriendsandthenkeepshimaliveforanindefiniteamountoftime.Thisisbasicallyahorrornovel,whichIdon'tlike,andthemcalsospeaksabitlikeachild,whichisalsonotforme.Adios.

MeatHead/braindead,sycophant,noplot,nogoalskindofNOVEL.Ifyoucanenjoythiskindofthingjustreadit.BUTIt'snotevenfuntoreadforme.

Ijustcan'treadit.Ithrowitinthetrash.

Canyouexplainwhatmakesitsobad?Justwonderingifit'sworthreadingornothaha.

Crazychildren'sletter.Readingthisnovel,mybraincellsaredying.I'mbadatexplaining.Bettertrytoreadacoupleofchaptersanddecideforyourself.

Haha,alrightthanks

howwasit?

Haven'tstartedyet,IwasfinishingTheLegendaryMechanic

AeonRUN!!!

Nicereference

lol

Noice.Nicereference.

Rank:C??

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