Geeze Books

Reincarnated as an AXE!

Author: Geeze Genre: Adventure

TreesshallFallandanAxewillRise!Afterbeingshotdeadinmyface,I’vebeen...Readmore TreesshallFallandanAxewillRise!Afterbeingshotdeadinmyface,I’vebeenreborninanewplace!Wheremagicreignsandmonstersroar!I’veneverseenthelikebefore! It’stimetokisstheEarthgoodbye,NowthatI'minanIsekai!That’swhat’sup,forreal,truefacts.Needmoreproof?I’mnowanaxe! (adsbygoogle=window.adsbygoogle||[]).push({});  Anaxeyousay?Howcanthatbe?HowshouldIknow,dude?Don’taskme!ButsinceI’mhereI’llhavesomefun,Andmakelifegreatforeveryone!So,comeonpal!Thejobsnotdone!(I’llfindyouifyoutrytorun…) There’slotsofniftysightstosee,Andnewfriendstoaccompany!Andloadsofmeattocleaveandchop,astheyscreamandpleadformetostop!Butsadly,thatIcannotdo,Thisaxewasmadeforchoppingyou! I’llwanderroundandseethesightsAndgetintosomeawesomefights,Myrepwillsoar,I’lldrowninfame,Thecommonfolkswillscreammyname!“Quick,runaway! HerecomestheAXE!”Hey,guys!It’sme!Yourbestfriend,Max!*Whattoexpect: Action,adventure,BLEAKhumor,theanswerstoalloflife'squestions,andanAxethatwantstobeyourfriend!Also,steadyprogressionandsuch.Also,abadguygraduallylearninghowtobeabetterperson. (It'sgoingtotakeawhile.)Updateddaily!AFall2022WritathonParticipant!Collapse Satire,AntiheroProtagonist,Dungeons,GameElements,LitRPG,SwordAndMagic,Non-humanProtagonist,PortalFantasy,Isekai,Reincarnation,ReincarnatedasanObject,ComedicUndertone,Dark,R-18,WeaktoStrong Awesomesynopsis.Hopetheactualnovelisgood. ilikereincarnatedasasword,thismcisreincarnatedasanaxe,theonlythingtheyhaveincommonisaweaponmc,ifyouwanttoreadthisexpectachaoticneutralmurderhobomc Quote:Gott-höchsteRank:C??trash!!RankE-- 2.5/5Shitsprettyboring,Icouldn'ttolerateeverytimethataxesaygoshandhowmuchhewanttotearandseeotherinagony...It'slikecorruptingmymindtoembracemyinnermasochisticemo.wouldn'trecommendtoordinaryweeblikeme... Masochistorsadist? tomatopotato Huh??? loljustsayingthatmasochistandsadisticisalike Amasochistissomeonewhogainspleasurefromfeelingpain,whileasadistissomeonewhogainspleasurebycausingsomeonetofeelpain. Ishouldn'treplyanymoreasIseekforgivenessformyearliermistakes Whatmistakes whatIdidtourmom Ididthesametourfatherandsister. Themcisapsychopathdemonaxethattakescontrolofaman'sbodywhiletheguysisstillaliveanduseshimtokillallhisfriendsandthenkeepshimaliveforanindefiniteamountoftime.Thisisbasicallyahorrornovel,whichIdon'tlike,andthemcalsospeaksabitlikeachild,whichisalsonotforme.Adios. MeatHead/braindead,sycophant,noplot,nogoalskindofNOVEL.Ifyoucanenjoythiskindofthingjustreadit.BUTIt'snotevenfuntoreadforme. Ijustcan'treadit.Ithrowitinthetrash. Canyouexplainwhatmakesitsobad?Justwonderingifit'sworthreadingornothaha. Crazychildren'sletter.Readingthisnovel,mybraincellsaredying.I'mbadatexplaining.Bettertrytoreadacoupleofchaptersanddecideforyourself. Haha,alrightthanks howwasit? Haven'tstartedyet,IwasfinishingTheLegendaryMechanic AeonRUN!!! Nicereference lol Noice.Nicereference. Rank:C?? whatisthat:","aggregateRating":{"@type":"AggregateRating","bestRating":"5.0","ratingValue":"4","ratingCount":"2"}}]#panic#thereisabug

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