I have a feeling this is going to be a fun night, Keith, Aestas said happily.
Uh, I think Id just prefer being called axe, the axe replied. But hey, I think youre right! Lets go cut a rug! Lets do the Charleston! And then the electric slide! After that, Lets crank that soldier boy!
Im sorry, KeiI an axe, but I have no idea what any of that ans.
It ans, lets boogie!
The Axe spun around happily in a circle as it spoke, amusing the elental greatly. But then she took a look at the many people occupying the floor and felt her enthusiasm begin to wane.
Um, axe, I have to confess, this is unfamiliar territory for , Aestas said with a nervous smile as they approached the dance floor. Social engagents of this sort are new to . My mother and my sisters fare far better in this particular environnt.
Are you nervous right now? the axe asked in surprise. Gosh, Im the one who should be sweating buckets! If I had any sweat glands, anyway! Ive got the prettiest girl in the underworld on my arm! Everyone has to be wondering how soone like ended up with you!"
Oh, Axe, dont belittle yourself so! I find you very endearing.
Gosh, really?
Oh, yes! In fact, I think that you and I shall make wonderful friends from this mont on.
F-friends? Just friends? the axe asked.
Well, yes! I an, I, I do find your words charming, and I think you have a, a gracious and splendid manner about you, but Im just not looking for a romantic partner right now.
Oh. Okay. Well, you know, youre just being h-honest. Heck, thats fine! Lets be friends! Lets be really good friends!
Oh, axe, I knew youd understand! Now, shall we try out dancing?
Uh, yeah! Yeah! Just give one mont to collect my thoughts. Heh, Im not much of a dancer eitherARGH! Hey! What do you think you're--
The Axe went still for a few long monts before becoming animated again. Then it said:
You know what? Fuck it, lets just do it. Lets dance, babe.
Ha! Babe? Interesting phrasing.
I enjoy the classics too.
Again, I have no idea what that ans.
Thats fine. Ignorance often suits a beautiful woman.
I beg your pardon, axe?
Keeeeeith. Just Keith.
Oh, would you please just pick a na!
Shhh, dont get yourself riled up. Red isnt your color.
Okay, now youre just being auh
The axe began emitting a light blue glow that shone with the power of its unique aura; the light gradually expanded around its form and slowly grew in intensity until it was nearly blinding. When it was done, in its place stood a mortal man wearing a prestine white suit with a black shirt and a red tie.
He was thin, with a graceful swimrs build, stylishly cut black hair, and a knowing smirk. His shaven face was very distinct looking. He was handso. He was very handso. No, he
By the source of all that is, hes gorgeous, Aestas thought to herself with slowly widening eyes.
Felt like putting on my dancing shoes, Keith said. Like what you see?
Uh, yes? Aestas replied nervously.
Thought you might! Most girls do.
Which ones dont?
Blind ones, he said smugly as he took her hand and led her onto the floor.
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He was a very good dancer. No matter the style of song that was played, he adapted to it and led her accordingly. The touch of his warm hands was a pleasing sensation, and those monts when the music compelled them to move closer together felt electric.
It felt like theyd been partners for years.
Now, during a slow-moving lovers anthem, he stood behind her with his arm wrapped firmly around her waist and his mouth inches from her ear. She could hear him breathing as they gently swayed side to side, and even his breath was sweet to her.
Having fun?
I am, she said happily.
So, what were you going to show in your room?
Hmm? Oh! I was going to talk with you about the responsibilities entailed with being my chosen. Thats what you wanted right? Right? To bechosen by ?
Yeah. Sure. Sounds like sothing Id say.
Good. Great! I would be a very gracious mistress. Youd be very lucky to have . Its a permanent bond, you know. Wed be together forfor
For how long?
Umforever?
Interesting.
Being my chosen is a commitnt. A commitnt to and , only! Couldcould you do it? Could you be mine alone?
She turned to face him as the music continued. Her eyes were wide beneath the pooled lights of the dance hall, her smile beautiful and unsure. Uncertainty and hope in equal asure shone on her lovely face.
Keith matched her smile with one of his own. Youre in trouble, little girl, he thought cruelly to himself. And then he said:
I want to et your sister.
What?
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Honest to God, I really thought youd be so gloomy emo chick, Keith said with an uproarious laugh, as he knocked back another drink at Winters table.
Princess Winter was in fact, far from being a gloomy emo chick. She was an exuberant, cheerful beauty who looked like a slightly more heavyset version of her sister, with her long blonde hair styled into classical ringlets. She also wore a lot of pink.
I get that a lot, I really do! Winter chortled. People really have problems keeping our roles separate from our personalities, dont they Aestas?
Hmmm, Aestas said frostily as she sipped from her glass.
Yes, Im the season of death. Yes, by point of fact, my ti is when most plants, animals, and mortals kick off their journey to the other side. But you know what else is important about the season of winter? Realizing what matters in life! Understanding that no one is here forever and thats why we should appreciate whats important!
Damn straight, Keith agreed.
Hear-hear! called one of the large n standing behind Winter. A drink to what matters most! Family! Friends! Love!"
The last one he capped off by kissing Winter greedily on her lush lips, which she happily reciprocated.
Hey! Bjorn! Wait your turn, you raiding bastard! Im the one sitting by her! snarled an equally burly fellow sitting to Winters left.
Then take advantage of it, you weakling! A woman like this needs to be shown true love often! Bjorn yelled in reply.
Ah-ah! Point of order, Bjorn, Nicos has the right of it! Youll just have to wait your turn.
Bah! What if I just carried you off instead?
Then Id cut your belly open and offer your offal to my lady in tribute! Nicos replied.
Boys! Boys! Please, theres no need for jealousy! Winter adores you all! Winter said rrily.
She turned to Aestas with a pleased smile and said, Its tough, isnt it? n can be so certain of their own strength, yet so uncertain of the surety of anothers affection. What a strange weakness!
I can hardly bla them, sister. You play far too many gas. And taking so many paramours at once is a little
A little what? Hmmm? Finish your sentence, sister.
Well, its certainly not whats expected of won of our standing, Aestas said primly.
I like a good rut Aestas, and more than a single pair of hands while Im at it, Winter said, and this ti she wasnt smiling. Why would that bother you, anyway? The only hands warming your bed lately have been your own.
Daaaaamn! Keith snickered.
Forgive for not parting my thighs for every little man who asks politely, Aestas snarled.
I say yes to won too, you ignorant bitch! Winter shouted back.
Keith, you wanted to et my sister, and now youve t her. I insist we retire for the evening. Aestas said.
Awww, whined Keith. I was going to teach these guys how to play Euchre.
Keith!
Coming, Daaaarling, Keith said with a roll of his eyes. Real pleasure to et you, Princess.
Likewise, Winter replied with a knowing gleam in her eye. You know, as the elental who stands closest to death, Ive beco quite familiar with your work, Keith. I was quite keen to et the mind that could devise those remarkable atrocities.
Oh?
Morrison sends his regards.
Keith smiled warmly and said: I have no idea who that is.
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I told you she was a fake, Aestas fud as they entered her chambers. Shes just an animal in heat! Humiliating herself, humiliating our family, with her gross urges! I keep telling mother she should set Winter straight, but she never listens!
Whats this thing? Keith asked. Is this so kind of model kit thingy?
What he spoke of was an elaborate set of miniatures set over an expansive map. There were towns, castles, forests, and rivers, each carefully sculpted, molded, and carved. The level of detail was remarkable. If he looked carefully enough, Keith could even see the pea sized people moving.
What? No, thats my Locas. Thats an area of the land I have to keep special watch over. It changes every night.
Oh, so its like a mirror that shows you parts of the world.
No, the locas is the world itself. Anything I manipulate on that board affects what happens to the manipulated item in reality.
Holy Voo-doo board, Batman! So, if I were to break off the head of one of these little figurines, a human being would really lose their head where they stood?
Aestas frowned. Of course not! Only my hand can affect the locas. Anyway, stay focused, Keith! Im talking about my harlot sister! What if Spring starts following her example?
That your little sister? Keith asked disinterestedly. His eyes were still on the locas.
Obviously! Pay attention!
Im trying! It gets hard to focus when Im bored.
Oh, Im boring you? Youre the one who wanted to see , Keith! Youre the one who wanted to swear himself to !
Am I though? Am I really?
You sang for in the earth! You said that I was everything you ever wanted!
I didI did, Keith said noncommittedly. And I really believed it toountil I learned I had three other options.
Excuse ?
Well, I an, no offense, but your mom and your sister both seem like they wouldnt mind if I started driving in their lanes. Probably wouldnt be hard to convince your kid sister either. I guess I just have a knack for understanding what people want (to hear).
You arent who you pretended to be, are you, Keith? Aestas asked coldly.
Yeah, Im complicated. Is anyone really who they say they are? I wonder about that.
I think I want you to leave.
I would like to leave. But first I want what I ca for.
Mortal, I said leave my ho, Aestas said. Her voice darkened as she spoke, and a shadow was cast over the room.
Whoa! Scary! Keith said, with his hands up. Hey, Im not trying to pick a fight. I dont do things like that. But I feel I should point out that your mother invited to stay and play, rember? For as long as I wanted. Isnt this her house? Seems to like it would be a big deal if you threw out one of her guests. She might not like that, would she?
Shell understand when I explain to her how youve behaved! Aestas yelled.
Yeah, okay. Go ahead and tell her, then, Sumr. Tell her you couldnt handle the first guy you brought ho in an eternity. HUMILIATE yourself like that! Let mommy know you can't handle anything by yourself! I bet she already wonders why you cant be more like your sister! She does, doesnt she? She does!
Keith stared at Aestas stormy face for a long mont, gauging her reaction to his words. Then, he broke out into ugly, uncontrollably screeching laughter as he pointed a mocking finger at her.
Oh, God! Thats it! Thats it! Thats the face Ive wanted to see all night! HAHAHAHA! Just look at yourself! Do you still feel powerful? Huh? Do you still feel powerful, you fucking loser?
Enough! Aestas howled. Her hand now crackling with power, she ran towards Keith and swung at him. He quickly ducked and pivoted out of the way, allowing the girls montum to carry her forward towards the table where the Locas was placed.
Before Aestas could stop herself, her hand smashed into the map, devastating mountains and forests, and sending castles crashing into ruin.
No! No, no, no! Aestas cried. Before she could rebalance herself, a hand slid on top of her own. Yep, yep, yep! Keith chirped. Then he pulled her hand across the map, sweeping it across the surface with such violent force that everything on it was flattened and smashed.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Aestas scread in horror. She backhanded Keith across his face, sending him flying across the room and smashing into a wall.
Are you a complete MONSTER? she continued. The Locas represents the area itself! You didnt just break a model, you irresponsible fool! There were people, towns, animals, youve killed THOUSANDS! YOUVE MURDERED THOUSANDS!
Noooo, noooo, Keith murmured gently, as he stood up and brushed himself off. No, baby. I didnt do that. We did that.
He smiled at her, warm, dazzling, angelic. Aestas couldnt believe it.
Dont smile like that. Stop laughing at ! Families, cities, so many lives taken and ruined, and Ill be blad for it! Dont you understand? ILL BE BLAD FOR IT!
Of course, you will, babe. Its your fault.
II have to kill you. I have to kill you. Theyll understand if I kill you
Youre talking nonsense, Sumr. Im already dead.
You think I cant hurt you? You think I cant punish you?
Keith laughed again. Oh, I know you can, babe! Youve definitely got it in you, killer!
It was you! You forced to!
I forced you to? Keith stared at her, aghast. I forced you to do what? Invite in? Silly girl, your guards warned you! Even your mommy warned you! The guards said I was corrupt. Your mom said I was a wolf! But you knew better than them, didnt you?"
Aestas tried to deny him, but Keith continued unrelentingly.
"They warned you, but you let inside anyway, and now look at what we did together. Like you said, youre an adult! You make your own decisions! Well, don't decisions sotis have consequences?
Ah-ahYou!
Sumr, I know youre feeling a little shocked right now, honey, but you must let this go. You and I are a team now. We need to make sure were on the sa page! You won, by the way. Im all yours now!
Iwon you?
Mmm hmmm. Sacrificing so many lives just to show how much you wanted . Id be a boor not to accept your feelings! And I reciprocate! Lady of sumr, my axe is yours.
W-what, no Iuh
A voice cut in.
Keith has earned the title Chosen of the Earth. Keith has earned the trait [Earth Mastery]. Keith has concluded receiving his imbuent of Earth Magic and may now return to the mortal realm.
Oh, would you look at that? Keith asked delightedly. It would seem the system agrees with . Partner."
Addendum!
Keith has earned the title Archfiend. Keith has earned the special achievent [Diabolical]. Keith has earned the title Deceiver. Keith has earned the special achievent: Unholy Triad. Keith has unlocked the hidden special trait [Void Imbuent].
"Say whaaaaat?"
Aestas couldn't believe it. This simply couldn't be so!
KeithKeith, please, no Aestas said, her anger now replaced with stark terror. Keith, please release our bond. Youre imbued with void magic! You could taint ! Keith, please, please, please!
Keith held up his hands and stared at them wonderingly. A strange light emanated from them, different from any hed ever seen before. The void, huh? The light of the abyss itself. Trippy. How co youre so scared of it, Sumr?
Keith, Keith, thats the light of unmaking, we cant have that, its not ant to be here
Then whys it unlockable?
Keith, I dont know, but Im begging you
Yeah. Yeah, you are, and Im really enjoying it. Keep doing it; Im going to judge your sincerity, and if I like what I hear, then maybe we can co to an arrangentoh, God damnit. I wasnt finished yet! Co on, man! Im not scaring her, shes into it!"
He tried to take another step towards Aestas, but froze in place, as if being blocked sohow.
Fine, whatever.
Keith sighed deeply, then turned to Aestas and said: Hey, rain check? As it turns out, I've got other places to be.
His body began to glow again. He gave Aestas one last beautiful smile and then vanished. In his place, once more was the axe.
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Wow, that was annoying! I know hes and everything, Aestas, but I just dont know about that guy!
Get out! Aestas scread.
Oh, oh! Was he a bad dancer? He was a bad dancer, wasnt he?! Im so sorry, he snuck up on when I was feeling bad about sothing, its the astral plane it lets him exist and stuff, but Im back now and once I return to the mortal realm, he cant bother us anymore
Get out! GET AWAY FROM ! I ORDER YOU! BEGONE FROM MY HO! Aestas shrieked. Sentinels! SENTINELS!
And that was when it was ti for to skedaddle!
Told you I was going to destroy her, said Keith.
You know, you really are a jerk! Work on your issues, man!
I raced across the Astral plane, preparing to will myself back to my body. Id received the knowledge of how to do that when I received [Earth Mastery]. Id be back in the mortal world any second now!
Behind , the sentries thundered in pursuit, roaring in anger, and bent on my destruction.
Gosh, what a horrible ending to such a promising day!
All the while, Keith kept laughing and laughing.
Tch, so people have all the fun.
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