Limitless The Strongest Revenant

"Ifyouintendedtodieanyway,don'tdiequietlylikeapussy!Gooutinafuckingblazeofglory!"Thatwasthestatementthatchangedmyworldforever.Iwasaloserinlife.IdiedandgotreincarnatedintoaRevenant.Revenantswerepeoplewhodefendedthelivingfromthedead.Inexchangeforasecondlife,theyhadonetaskandwereblessedwithonecheatability.Thetask?Tokickasmuchzombieassaspossible.Unfortunately,mycheatjustmademe"Rewind".Itdidn'tgivemesuperstrength,speedortheabilitytofly.Hell,itdidn'tevengivemeawaytofight!Withoutanywaytokillzombies,Inearlydiedonmyfirstdayonthejob!BackthenIremembercryingandpukingallovertheplacelikealittlebitch.ButwhileIstartedoutlikealittlebitch,Ididn'tstayone.Dyingfullofregretschangedmeyousee.SomuchsothatImadeapromise.IrefusedtorepeatmymistakeswhenIwashuman.RebornasaRevenant,Iwillneverbowdowntoanyoneeveragain.Unfortunately,theseRevenantbastardswereoldschool.Liketheyhackedzombieswithswordsandallthatcrapoldschool.AsamanbornintheUSA,IsawnoreasonwhyIneededtofollowtheiroutdatedwayofthinking.Themodernworldhadthesuperpowerofgunpowderandlead.Soinsteadofswords,IcameaftereveryzombieIsawwithguns.Likecountriesinthemiddleeast,Iproceededtoblowthemotherfuckerstokingdomcome.Andsurprisinglybecauseof"Rewind",IfoundoutIcouldneverrunoutofammunition.$200foreachkill.Heftybonusforeachareaofhellliberated.Whatscarednormalpeopleshitlesssuddenlyallowedmetoearnmillionseveryday.ThericherIgotthemore"Freedom"Icouldunleash!Mortars,tank,airstrikestoevennukes.Backedbymodernscienceandtechnology,Islowlybutsurelydrovetheundeadback.Alongtheway,Imetandsavedsevenheavenlybeauties.Andallofthemfellinlovewithme.Theywerealittleobsessive,scratchthat,theywereallfuckinginsane.MypreciousharemwascomprisedofnothingbutYanderesineverysenseoftheword.Still,Iwouldwillinglyburntheentireworldforjustoneofthem.ForwhenIcalled,onlymybattleharemanswered.AndthatwasevenbeforeIlearnedofanothersecret.Exchangingbodilyfluidswithmygirlsgavemetheircheats.Suddenly,incontrasttoeveryRevenantintheworldwhoonlyhadone,Ialonewieldedeight.Onefromeachgirlplusmyown.Andsounfoldedmy2ndlife.Whicheventuallybecamemylegend.WhoamIyouask?IwasbornasJohnSmith.Butthesedaysnotevenmygirlsusethatname.BothonEarthandinHelleveryoneelsejustcallsmeLimitless.AndIamtheStrongestRevenant.