[Pops! Slow down! You're fucking him up too fast!]
"This was the mouth that said it would touch MY won, right?" I announced with Monday as I swung!
"No, I think it's this one!" I answered as Tuesday smashed the head back with full force!
I leapt up and aid for what was left of the eyeball, "This is the eye that lusted after what was MINE, right?!"
Monday's strike caused blood from the eyeball to violently explode, covering my body with it. The head again moved back to Tuesday. Commanding his body, I also leapt up!
"No, I am definitely sure it is this one!" I yelled as I bashed the other busted eye!
[Sabel, send two of your Mangustas to heal the face. Henry's MAARS cannot keep up.]
[Hehehe! Roger that, Gran Gran! Seeing Daddy play around is so much fun!]
[Hurry granddaughter, Rashid is showing signs of a ntal breakdown. If you take too long, he will go insane from the pain.]
[AH! We can't have that! Ry-ry! Stop being a stupid face and shoot him with Sacreds!]
[Shut it, Sabel, what did you think I had been doing!]
Hearing the words of the Code family, I lowered my weapon for a mont to let them catch up. I wanted this fucker to feel every bit of whoop-ass I was about to unleash. The Boar's gigantic mouth opened a little as it spoke between heavy breaths.
"I… huff… am sorry… My lord… please spare … It hurts…"
"Exa…"
[Boar has been muted.]
Feeling magnanimous, I had Monday and Tuesday stomp on the ground and smash the boar's mouth closed. The carnage made extrely happy.
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Near the testicles of the giant boar, I shouldered my weapon. Beside was a Challenger 2 in the middle of reloading.
"Alfonso, don't you have sothing that can increase your fire rate?"
[No father, the loading process is manual; even with the Aegis Division, it takes ti. The fastest I can do is six rounds a minute or a shell every ten seconds.]
"And if you use {Reload} for every shot?"
[It would allow to fire a shell every second. But I cannot invoke {Reload} on my own. The Challenger 2 is part of Mother's {Auto}. She must be the one to invoke {Reload} for it to affect . Although it would also instantly reload everyone else.]
"So? It should be free, right? Why not do that?"
[The scope of {Reload} includes rounds that are still in midflight count. Thus, if she invokes {Reload} for every shot, the fired bullet would return as well. It is only when the bullet hits its target that it no longer becos a part of {Reload}.]
"I see. Exa. Can you help?"
[I can ask the ladies to shift ownership of the Challenger 2 to soone else. That way, if they allow , I can invoke it in their stead.]
"Do it."
[I understand. Ownership of the Challenger Two now belongs to Lady Robyn.]
"Huh? They can do it without recalling the tank?"
[Yes, a new feature available to {Auto} is to resummon any piece of hardware used in previous configurations. As Lady Robyn once played with the Challenger 2, she has used it before.]
It wasn't really surprising to hear such a thing. After all, even {Save} had improvents as I leveled up. Before I could only return to points; now I could {Save} on people and even items. Even {Reload}'s upgrade was that it now saved configurations of ammunition.
{Auto} was similar to the magical weapons heroes had that always returned to them. Maybe I really did want such a thing in the past. Whatever the reason, it was beyond cool. Although, as I had {Store} and {Armory} v.3, it kind of beca redundant.
"Really? Isn't that a really big deal? Let try. How do I do it?"
[The keyword order is to picture a specific weapon you do not have access to and invoke {Auto}. I will do the rest.]
"Hmm. Let's see, what weapon have I used in my {Auto} before but no longer have?"
Of the things I had that fit that category, the only thing that ca to mind was the {Honey Trap} soulgear and Lilly's 1911. As I had no need for the latter, I tested picturing Lilly's 1911, my partner during the enlistnt.
"{Auto}. {Save}. {Rewind}."
As I invoked my {Fate}, I vanished and returned in place without my Faker morning star. Instead, I had the 1911 in my hand. Feeling its weight was comforting.
"Wow, so I can even share items? That's amazing! Can I return them?"
[Yes, you can picture the person you wish to give the pistol to and invoke {Auto}. I can do the rest.]
"Thanks, Exa. That is really convenient."
I then pictured my Arican Princess. The noble yet perverted woman I loved with every fiber of my being. I imagined her with nothing but the gun. In her naked glory, Lilly was licking the barrel as she fingered herself. Her eyes full of lust and desire.
"{Auto}."
[I have sent the gun. Lady Lilly says you are disgusting. It seems she saw the ntal picture you thought of as you gave her the {Auto}.]
Hearing Exa's words, I could not stop myself from laughing. I could imagine Lilly puffing her cheeks as they flushed red. Despite her majesty, only I saw her this way. And that pleased greatly.
"Tell her that as paynt, when we return ho, she can do whatever she wants for for a single night."
[Lady Lilly said it is a deal and that you should prepare for whatever she has in store.]
"Haha, got it. Tell her I love her more than every star in the sky."
[My lord, the other Sirens are all asking for words of affection. Can you please just send them the ssages yourself? You still have access to {Connect}! I find trying to act as a ssenger between you and your harem more tiring than even combat!]
"Hahahaha! Sorry, Gran-gran. I don't have that many friends," I said with a hearty chuckle.
[Really? I wonder why?]
Ignoring Exa's snarky retort, I then turned to Alfonso as I continued.
"The balls are back, ready?"
[Always, Father.]
"Ever seen how they make mochi in Japan? The ones that are really fast?"
[I…I have now. I googled fastest mochi making. Am I to assu you will be smashing this boar's testicles with the intensity of a mochi pounder, Father?]
Hearing Alfonso's question, I nodded with a large grin.
[I understand. Then I will make sure to heal them back together as fast as a mochi shaper. Grandmother, I ask for your support; I might not be fast enough.]
[Tsk. In my opinion, this is needless cruelty. Your father is insane. Most mammals go into shock from imnse pain, and now he wishes to inflict mind-breaking torture on this Reaper.]
Hearing Exa's comnts, I asked aloud.
"You disagree?"
[No, my lord. He insulted my grandchildren. My lord and my ladies. Break his balls. I will ensure he feels every bit of pain even if his mind breaks.]
If machines could exude Death Resonance, Exa would be doing it right now. And hers would be thick enough to carpet a five-star hotel. She must have really gotten angry at what she heard.
"That's my girl. Now let's begin!"
{NO! WAIT! PLEASE! I SURRENDER! STOP!}
'Exa…'
[Soul transmissions muted. Fuck him up, my lord.]
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