Re-Awakening: I Became a Pay To Win Boss Monster

Raelscrewedupbadly.Onerecklessgamblelater,andhisguild'sentireemergencyfundwasgone.Withdebtcollectorsreadytoharvesthisorgans,hisonlyhopewasasingle,desperategachapull.Ding![Congratulations!Player:Quarterpounder69hasobtainedthe(Divine)Gradeitem,EyeoftheBeast!][DivineGradeitemobtained!AllStats+250][FirstDivineGradeitemobtained!AllStats+100][Newtitleunlocked]Withnootherchoice,heconsumedtheitem—onlytobethrownintoasituationnoplayerhadeverfacedbefore.[Toensurefairness,pleaseselectarandomnumber.Thiswilldeterminewhichbossmonstervariationyoubecome.]'Uh,Idon'tfuckingknow?69...hmm,maybenot...'[Confirmed.]'Wait—'[Congratulations!You'vechosentheSpecial-TypeBossMonsterVariation:ThePay-to-WinBoss.][Congratulations!You'vebecomeaBossMonster!]Armedwithbrokenperkslike[PremiumLeveling],[PremiumEvolution],and[PremiumShop],RaelwasthrustintotheworldoftheVRMMORPGgamehehadbeenplaying.Theissuewas,hewentbackintime,specifically,150daysbeforethelaunchofversion1.0.