Synopsis
[ThisseriesissetinthesameAcademyasthisone: HowToTrainYourDungeoneers.Itisrecommendedthatyoureadbothtounderstandthefullworldbuilding.It’snotnecessarytoreadbothtounderstandindividualstories,however.]Hecan’tconjuregrief,canbarelylevitateapebble,andoncesubmittedastanzainsteadofaspellschematic.MeetFabrisseKestovar:aspiringthaumaturgerockcollector,confirmedpastryenthusiast,professionalbirdwhisperer,andperhapstheleastemotionallycompetentstudentintheOrder’sseven-hundred-yearhistory.Whichmakesitallthemoreconfusingwhenanancientmagicalrelicsuddenlywakesupafterforty-sevenyearsofsilence,launchesitselfacrossaholysanctum,andcrashesintohisface.Nowbondedtoaforgottenepochalcalibrationsystemburiedbeneathlayersofritualandmyth,FabrissegainsaccesstothePRAXISNODE,along-dormant,possiblyAI-driveninterfacethatdeliverscrypticquests,sarcasticprompts,andcalibrationobjectivesmeasuredinlight-years.HehasaLegacyToken,nocombatthresholds,andagrowingcollectionofuselessrocksthesysteminsistsare‘historicallysignificant.’He’salsotheonlyonewhocanseeanyofit.Features:Weaktolessweakto(maybe)strongMCAmagicsystembasedonemotionalresonanceAcosmictutorialdisguisedasasacredriteSystemmessageswithapersonalitydisorderBalancebetweencrunchynumbersandintuitivemagiclearningSlow-burnprogression,andslow-burnromanceSpellmnemonicsthatrhymeonpurposeAchosenonewhoreally,reallyshouldn’tbeAndtheugliestmagicrocksyou’veeverseenFindmeonmyDiscordserver(asharedserverwithotherficsIwrite)!AlsopostedonScribbleHubandFenrirealm.Ifyoufindthisworkanywhereelse,ithasbeenuploadedwithoutpermission.[400,000WORDSALREADYWRITTENANDPOSTEDONPATREON]
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Chapters 217
- Beep Boop Beep Boop New Announcement (Teaser Chapter) Jun 01, 2026
- Chapter 9.40: Leave No Work Unfinished Important Rewrite Ann May 21, 2026
- Important Rewrite Announcement May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.39: Critical Internal Damage—Multiple Loca May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.37: She’s only 51kg? She needs to eat more May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.36: That’s an idiotic question, Kestovar May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.35: The theory was sound. The execution wa May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.34: Ah, f*ck (Liene’s POV) May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.32: Welcome to the dullest edge of a very May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.31: How you killed the mantis man? May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.30: Are you going to tell me the truth? (L May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.29: I can now kill two bugs, and it only t May 21, 2026
- Starring Anabeth Von Silberthal May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.28: I just love chests of all sizes May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.27: He’d survived two near-death experienc May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.26: One generally couldn’t survive without a head May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.25: The world detonated May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.24: Figure it out faster! May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.23: Stop the wind, Kestovar May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.22: I don’t want to be correct May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.21: They don’t teach you field triage thro May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.20: I’ll also die, but I get to keep my fi May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.19: Die, Insect! (1) May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.18: Do you have a humiliation kink? May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.17: Can moths get concussed? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.16: ‘A directive’, he said May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.15: Please spare me the attitude May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.14: Critical Kettle Damage May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.13: I’ve got rocks in the Aetherrealm May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.12: Kestovar’s uniquely immune to emotiona May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.11: Maybe she just liked being extra May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.10: Fate? Brought me here to look at pottery bowls May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.9: Oh, I am very much in trouble May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.8: Let’s touch grass together! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.7: Chivalry incarnate May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.6: They were talking about you May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9.5: Now that’s definitely not what happened May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.4: Sedimental Recall Failed May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.3: That’s what he said May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.2: Have you met my companion? May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9.1: Function first, silence second, appeara May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 9: Celestial Repository Invocation, Rank I May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 8: Weekends for her would probably just be a May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 7: If you have found me harsh before, it mig May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 6: Consider this my gesture of goodwill May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 5: What’s the worst that could happen? Her s May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 4: You’re not scared of a couple of shiny br May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 3: But you didn’t do anything May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 2: I can’t afford fun right now May 21, 2026
- Book 2, Chapter 1: By fire, be purged! May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Pre-Announcement May 21, 2026
- Bonus Content 1: The Meeting by the North Pond May 21, 2026
- Chapter 136: Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompete May 21, 2026
- Chapter 135: His hair’s silkier than mine May 21, 2026
- Chapter 134: This will probably be weird, Fabrisse May 21, 2026
- Chapter 133: I don’t want to lie to myself tonight May 21, 2026
- Chapter 132: I am now an adequate spellcaster May 21, 2026
- Chapter 131: Are you of age for work? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 130: They have a JAR of Stupenstone? May 21, 2026
- How To Train Your Dungeoneers May 21, 2026
- Chapter 129: Mother! Sis brought home another rock nerd agai May 21, 2026
- Chapter 128: You look so pretty May 21, 2026
- Chapter 127: And maybe that weird boy needed a friend May 21, 2026
- Chapter 126: You can’t hoard my friends too May 21, 2026
- Chapter 125: How about we happen to be on a date tonight at May 21, 2026
- Chapter 124: Stone, Silent May 21, 2026
- Chapter 123: Allegedly, you slept with my daughter May 21, 2026
- Chapter 122: You’re the first boy I’ve met who could make li May 21, 2026
- Chapter 121: He didn’t even know their gender May 21, 2026
- Chapter 120: Undead means he’s already dead May 21, 2026
- Chapter 119: So you have a problem with me specifically May 21, 2026
- Chapter 118: I will end you in five moves May 21, 2026
- Chapter 117: Initiating Forced Shutdown May 21, 2026
- Chapter 116: Why does Ilya always have the most ridiculous s May 21, 2026
- Chapter 115: I need to get within two meters of the fire! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 114: Whoever that person was, they were UGLY May 21, 2026
- Chapter 113: Like two snakes in a very petty argument over v May 21, 2026
- Chapter 112: Why did you name a male duck Mercy? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 111: You don’t want a snobby nerd making a hobby out May 21, 2026
- Chapter 110: I tortured you purely for your well-being May 21, 2026
- The Eidralith’s Note #1 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 109: Split her open and feast on her blood May 21, 2026
- Chapter 108: Try smashing rocks instead of studying them May 21, 2026
- Chapter 107.2: You’re conspiring against me, Eidralith, by g May 21, 2026
- Chapter 107.1: Don’t flake on me, Mister ‘I Forgot’ May 21, 2026
- Chapter 106: Can you stop casting spells on me . May 21, 2026
- Chapter 105: You guys could perspire together! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 104: No man will ever reduce me to a giggling mess w May 21, 2026
- Chapter 103: The butler for the butler May 21, 2026
- Chapter 102: She should’ve been called Celine Duckling May 21, 2026
- Chapter 101: “It’s showtime” May 21, 2026
- Chapter 100: She’d lost a pen trying to fight off the void, May 21, 2026
- Chapter 99: Come out and fight fair! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 98: Third Arm of the Beaver May 21, 2026
- Chapter 97: I have done some digging into your personal life May 21, 2026
- Chapter 96: You’re going to make Fabrisse blush May 21, 2026
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #4 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 95: Impressively Not First May 21, 2026
- Chapter 94: Is that a Silico-Dormant Obscura, Grade Theta? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 93: You may applaud now May 21, 2026
- Chapter 92: Yeah but the 2 RES though May 21, 2026
- Chapter 91: How do you throw a rock at someone reverently? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 90: I’m not letting Tom be the reason I finish this May 21, 2026
- Chapter 89: I can’t shoot a bird! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 88: I admire your ability to collect rocks even afte May 21, 2026
- Chapter 87: Why’s Dubbie here? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 86: That was ‘crazy-yo’ May 21, 2026
- Chapter 85: That means you kind of suck, Kestovar May 21, 2026
- Chapter 84: Gid good May 21, 2026
- Chapter 83: So it’s politics May 21, 2026
- Chapter 82: A fine young man like you . May 21, 2026
- Chapter 81: She’s the Moonbear Archmagus, but please don’t r May 21, 2026
- Donation to the Synod (for very important expenditures) May 21, 2026
- Chapter 80: Say ‘We’re just academic partners!’ May 21, 2026
- Chapter 79: I am physics, and you just violated natural law May 21, 2026
- Chapter 78: There was NO hugging involved May 21, 2026
- Chapter 77: “Pew-pew!” she said May 21, 2026
- Here you can find the secret ending May 21, 2026
- Chapter 76: It’s the petal hugger! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 75: Of course. Bask May 21, 2026
- Chapter 74: How do I know you’re not just harvesting my trau May 21, 2026
- Chapter 73: You must have one happy moment in your life, rig May 21, 2026
- Chapter 72: One must not skimp on the reverence May 21, 2026
- Chapter 71: It’s my ritual hat May 21, 2026
- Chapter 70: Imagine what you could do with actual talent May 21, 2026
- Chapter 69: Nice May 21, 2026
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #3 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 68: I see we’re having . . . an educational moment May 21, 2026
- Chapter 67: Don’t think, just cast May 21, 2026
- Chapter 66: You’re not mad, you’re just misunderstood May 21, 2026
- Chapter 65: If you want to . May 21, 2026
- Chapter 64: Why did you murder my child? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 63: Now go put the remaining five thousand Skitterwh May 21, 2026
- Chapter 62: We ride at dusk! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 61: Who’s my girlfriend? (1) May 21, 2026
- Headmaster Draeth’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT Announcement #1 May 21, 2026
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #2 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 60: Fabrisse Kestovar and the Infinity Gauntlet May 21, 2026
- Chapter 59: Every Professor’s favorite student pairing May 21, 2026
- Chapter 58: If the artifact told you to touch my nose, I can May 21, 2026
- Chapter 57: I need to touch his nose so bad May 21, 2026
- Chapter 56: Why are my sidequests all nonsense? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55.7: That’s what happens when you don’t eat May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55.6: Do you eat food? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55.5: Good morning, good day, goodbye May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55.4: Earth Thaumaturgy really is redundant May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55.3: Please don’t talk unless it’s something import May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55.2: The great bearer of the Eidralith in the noble May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55: Fabri threw rocks at bullies without telling me May 21, 2026
- Chapter 54: Can I harmonize with you, Liene? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 53: Assistant Hajin told me to, uh, meditate May 21, 2026
- Chapter 52: Shortcuts are for show-offs and corpses May 21, 2026
- Chapter 51: Rock-solid performance May 21, 2026
- Chapter 50: The whole world has a personal vendetta against May 21, 2026
- Chapter 49: I don’t want to hear your excuses unless it’s ‘c May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.10: Severa would rather meow at a cat than apolog May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.9: Finding the cat gives me meaningful progressio May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.8: Meow meow May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.7: Why did you tackle the cat? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.6: Who cares about someone else’s friendship? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.5: Did you hand-pick your friends, or does this o May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.4: You are to be my friend for the night May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.3: By the ballsacks of the Synod, Kestovar! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.2: I don’t fall. I merely descend with urgency May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48.1: Can’t you buy another pear? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48: She eats pie too? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 47: Then they retreat dramatically into the sunset May 21, 2026
- Chapter 46: It was imperative that Cuman got stoned May 21, 2026
- Chapter 45: It was, unfortunately, a chicken May 21, 2026
- Archmagus Rolen‘s Revision #1 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 44: What if High Instructants become collectibles? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 43: Stand against the wind May 21, 2026
- Chapter 42: Severa Montreal aura farming May 21, 2026
- Chapter 41: Is it narcissism if I am actually just better th May 21, 2026
- Chapter 40: Kestovar. You’re with me May 21, 2026
- Chapter 39: Stone Thaumaturgy is stupid May 21, 2026
- Chapter 38: I can’t compete with real effort May 21, 2026
- Chapter 37: That looks like a doodle May 21, 2026
- Min Hajin‘s Research Notes #1 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 36: Gimme my WATER! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 35: Drink 2 liters of water a day May 21, 2026
- Chapter 34: Show me you’re serious May 21, 2026
- Chapter 33: I’ll need to smack Cuman in the head soon May 21, 2026
- Chapter 32: “Quack,” the bird said May 21, 2026
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #1 May 21, 2026
- Chapter 31: I didn’t expect him to be . . . short May 21, 2026
- Chapter 30: I need to borrow Kestovar May 21, 2026
- Chapter 29: You were so still, the Archive categorized you a May 21, 2026
- Chapter 28: It started when I smashed my face into a stack o May 21, 2026
- Chapter 27: Distraction is a failure of internal discipline May 21, 2026
- Chapter 26: Do I look like a bird to you? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 25: The wards on this window are outdated and very c May 21, 2026
- Chapter 24: Cope, seethe, mald May 21, 2026
- Chapter 23: He launched the Stone with resonance, intent, co May 21, 2026
- Chapter 22: Are you just spinning it in a circle? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 21: Emotional Memory Recovered: Determined Shame May 21, 2026
- Chapter 20: What it really does May 21, 2026
- Chapter 19: I will show you May 21, 2026
- Chapter 18: Oh, I am the stuff May 21, 2026
- Chapter 17: He still looks like a wet goblin May 21, 2026
- Chapter 16: Why’s the mnemonic so cringy? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 15: I found your freckles! May 21, 2026
- Chapter 14: Why don’t you have a single skill that deals dam May 21, 2026
- Chapter 13: Hi, Fabriiii~ May 21, 2026
- Chapter 12: Primary Aether Path: Celestial Hoarding May 21, 2026
- Chapter 11: Quadraligned Fabrisse Kestovar, Binder of Realms May 21, 2026
- Chapter 10: Synod forgive me, I’ve lit my sister on fire May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9: Why are you casting spells with your armpits? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 8: 54% Determination 29% Stupenstone Core 14% Pacing May 21, 2026
- Chapter 7: This interface is referred to as the System, not May 21, 2026
- Chapter 6: Calibrating meat vessel May 21, 2026
- Chapter 5: Did anyone else see the box fly at my face? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 4: The Eidralith has, for forty-seven years, done ab May 21, 2026
- Chapter 3: I can go into theoretical strata research if I kn May 21, 2026
- Chapter 2: That is a stone May 21, 2026
- Chapter 1: Bunsen was a good dog May 21, 2026
- Chapter 0: I will become a thaumaturge May 21, 2026
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