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Whatismy1000-year-oldmonsterselftodowhenI’vefailedmyimmortalascension?Timetravel—...Readmore

Whatismy1000-year-oldmonsterselftodowhenI’vefailedmyimmortalascension?Timetravel—accidentally—andwindupbackinmy9-year-oldbody,needingtore-cultivate,ofcourse.Butafterthat?GetREVENGE!Muahahahaha!Buttheidiotwhokilledme—alsoaccidentally—wasthemaincharacterofthedumbharemXianxiaItransmigratedinto.Butwait.Wasn’theonly7or8atthispointintime?Well,sinceIcan’tharmachildorthemaincharacterwithoutsufferinginsomeway,thenI’lljusthavetoraisehimbetter,faster,stronger,andloyal!Muahahahaha!ThisisaXianxiacomedyandsatirebytheauthorofColdSteelDigandTomeofStealth.Butitisalsoaseriesofinterconnectedandchronologicalshortstories(featuringthesamemaincharacters).Forexample,it’ssimilartothestructureofFredtheVampireAccountantseriesbythewonderfulDrewHayes.UpdatesEveryFriday(2:15PMPST).Collapse

ComedicUndertone,FemaleProtagonist,AgeProgression,Reincarnation,StrongtoStronger,TimeTravel,SecondChance

Thissoundreallywack....revengehavelimit?Don'tkillkidswhenyouareakid???Nottomentionthekidkilledyou.....

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WaiFemaleProtagonist?!

ANOTHERUPDATE?GODDAMN,ITSBEENLESSTHAN10MINUTES