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Please get me out of this BL novel...I'm straight!

by KazTheWriter

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Chapters: 623

Latest chapter Chapter 623 623: 'Private Mother Group.' May 20, 2026

Comedy Adult Yaoi Gender bender Comedy Ongoing

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Hewasstraight.Evenafterdyingandwakingupastheprotagonistinhissister’sBLwebnovel.Hewasstraight.Evenwithallthemaleleadspracticallythrowingthemselvesathisfeet.Hewasstraight.Evenwhenhisheartinexplicablyskippedabeatduringromanticmomentswithoneofthem.Hewasstraight.Evennow...whenhecouldsomehowgetpregnant.Hewasstraight.Therewasnodenyingit.HE.WAS.STRAIGHT!“So,cansomeonepleasehelpmegetoutofthisgoddamnnovelalready?!”[Warning:18+contentandtherewillbesomethemesofnon-consent,mentionsofabuseandsuicide.]

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