Saving Nora

ThefatanduglyNoraSmithisthelaughingstockofthetownwhenherfiancébreaksofftheirengagement.

Hesays,“Thesightofyourgiganticfaceandthunderthighsdisgustsme!Don’teverpestermeagain!”

“Whatanidiot.”Norascoffsandturnsaround,herlipscurlingupintoasmile.

Later,whenNorasuccessfullyslimsdown,shereturnsasanastoundingbeauty.

Herex-fiancécomestoherbearingflowersandbegs,“Iwaswrong,Nora.I’mwillingtodoanythingaslongasyoucomebacktome.”Norarestsherchininherhandsandsmilesasshereplies,“Realmendon’tdwellonthepast.”Angered,hesays,“You’rejustadimwitsaddledwithbaggagethatIdumped,Nora.Noonewillwantyouexceptme!”

Butfollowingthat…

Ayoungandpopularsingertweets:“NoraSmithismygoddess!”

Aninternationallyrenownedsurgeonasks,“Areyoufreetonight,Nora?”

Eventherichandinfluentialhotshotwhomeveryoneisscaredofcomesforwardandsays,”Icantakecareofmywifeandchildrenmyself,thankyouverymuch.”