Synopsis

Author'snote: Don'toverthinkit,justreadit.It'sfunny.FrancisFrancisFrancisthe3rdwasonehellofaMarine.Hedieddoingwhatheloved,killingeveryonearoundhim.Afterbeingvaporizedinthelineofduty,Francisistransportedtoanewworldfullofgodsandmagic.ToobadHadesistryingtokillhimfordecliningajobofferandSystemholdsagrudgeforwhathappenedduringcharactercreation.Atleasthisnewpatrondeityseemsnice. Armedwithnothingbuthisluckypinkbootyshorts,apairofmatchingflipflops,andnineteenyearsworthofexperiencefightingintheMarineCorps,Francismustfindawayhometohisfellowgrunts,orbelistedasKIAforever.Whattoexpect: AnoverpoweredMarinerunningaroundamedievalLitRPGworlddoinggruntthingswithgreatenthusiasm,makingfriendsalongtheway.Monogamy,ComedicViolence,MilitaryHumor,MurderousUnicorns,CrunchyNumbers,FunCharacters,UniqueSystems,GreatRepresentation,IntelligentHimbos,MemeGods,andTacoRice.Gruntslovethisbook,andyouwilltoo!