Synopsis
Author'snote: Don'toverthinkit,justreadit.It'sfunny.FrancisFrancisFrancisthe3rdwasonehellofaMarine.Hedieddoingwhatheloved,killingeveryonearoundhim.Afterbeingvaporizedinthelineofduty,Francisistransportedtoanewworldfullofgodsandmagic.ToobadHadesistryingtokillhimfordecliningajobofferandSystemholdsagrudgeforwhathappenedduringcharactercreation.Atleasthisnewpatrondeityseemsnice. Armedwithnothingbuthisluckypinkbootyshorts,apairofmatchingflipflops,andnineteenyearsworthofexperiencefightingintheMarineCorps,Francismustfindawayhometohisfellowgrunts,orbelistedasKIAforever.Whattoexpect: AnoverpoweredMarinerunningaroundamedievalLitRPGworlddoinggruntthingswithgreatenthusiasm,makingfriendsalongtheway.Monogamy,ComedicViolence,MilitaryHumor,MurderousUnicorns,CrunchyNumbers,FunCharacters,UniqueSystems,GreatRepresentation,IntelligentHimbos,MemeGods,andTacoRice.Gruntslovethisbook,andyouwilltoo!
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Chapters 79
- Book 2 Chapter 13: Unwelcome Guests May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 12: Order of the Avocado May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 11: You've Got Mail May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 10: System's Quest May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 9: What Do You Do With A Drunken System? May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 8: The Drunken Kebab of Regret May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 7: You Don’t Know Jack May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 6: Why We Are Here May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 5: Food of the Gods May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 4: Bobby May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 3: Knock Knock May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 2: Rude Awakenings May 21, 2026
- Book 2 Chapter 1: Jim the Paladin May 21, 2026
- Chapter 65: Cunning Linguists May 21, 2026
- Chapter 64: The Wind Down May 21, 2026
- Chapter 63: Kobolds Love Cannons May 21, 2026
- Chapter 62: An OP Combo May 21, 2026
- Chapter 61: The Road Less Traveled May 21, 2026
- Chapter 60: A Real Fight May 21, 2026
- Chapter 59: Greeks Bearing Gifts May 21, 2026
- Chapter 58: Stompy Returns May 21, 2026
- Chapter 57: Wight Out May 21, 2026
- Chapter 56: Rainbow One Inbound May 21, 2026
- Chapter 55: LFG May 21, 2026
- Chapter 54: Totally Boned May 21, 2026
- Chapter 53: Bad to Worse May 21, 2026
- Chapter 52: Finding Out May 21, 2026
- Chapter 51: Kobold & Kobold May 21, 2026
- Chapter 50: Earning Their Keep May 21, 2026
- Chapter 49: The Setting Sun May 21, 2026
- Chapter 48: In-laws and Outlaws May 21, 2026
- Chapter 47: The Notorious BCG May 21, 2026
- Chapter 46: Opossum Where Art Thou? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 45: A Very Basic Cottage May 21, 2026
- Chapter 44: AtropOS May 21, 2026
- Chapter 43: Deals Within Deals May 21, 2026
- Chapter 42: Trouble in Candyland May 21, 2026
- Chapter 41: Hold Her Close May 21, 2026
- Chapter 40: Two Cooks May 21, 2026
- Chapter 39: System Interlude, Becoming Real May 21, 2026
- Chapter 38: Dragonfire May 21, 2026
- Chapter 37: Here Comes the Boom May 21, 2026
- Chapter 36: An Uphill Battle May 21, 2026
- Chapter 35: How the Sausage Gets Made May 21, 2026
- Chapter 34: Mystery Meat May 21, 2026
- Chapter 33: The Rise and Fall of Brexis May 21, 2026
- Chapter 32: Francis Explains it All May 21, 2026
- Chapter 31: Have God, Will Travel May 21, 2026
- Chapter 30: Mean Gods May 21, 2026
- Chapter 29: Room Service of the Damned May 21, 2026
- Chapter 28: Temptation in the Garden May 21, 2026
- Chapter 27: Fixer Upper May 21, 2026
- Chapter 26: The Assessment May 21, 2026
- Chapter 25: Predator May 21, 2026
- Chapter 24: Too Good to be True May 21, 2026
- Chapter 23: Two Strangers May 21, 2026
- Chapter 22: Troll Power May 21, 2026
- Chapter 21: Brain Weasels May 21, 2026
- Chapter 20: Drafting Miller May 21, 2026
- Chapter 19: Cassi May 21, 2026
- Chapter 18: A Titanic Problem May 21, 2026
- Chapter 17: Lord Kelvin May 21, 2026
- Chapter 16: Only One Bed May 21, 2026
- Chapter 15: Auldric May 21, 2026
- Chapter 14: Kiss of the Ram May 21, 2026
- Chapter 13: Bounties and Buckets May 21, 2026
- Chapter 12: Fools and Horses May 21, 2026
- Chapter 11: God of what? May 21, 2026
- Chapter 10: Willow May 21, 2026
- Chapter 9: Chugging the Soul Jar May 21, 2026
- Chapter 8: Quite a Pickle May 21, 2026
- Chapter 7: Twenty Meters of Rope May 21, 2026
- Chapter 6: Chuck May 21, 2026
- Chapter 5: The Incredible Gruntness of Being May 21, 2026
- Chapter 4: Language Barriers May 21, 2026
- Chapter 3: Spawnkill May 21, 2026
- Chapter 2: System May 21, 2026
- Chapter 1: Afterlife Buffet May 21, 2026
- Prologue May 21, 2026
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