Synopsis

Finn,youraveragecollegestudentwithonenoblegoal:gethomeandwatchsomequalityadultcontentinpeace.Tragically,fatehadotherplans.Atruckbarreledtowardhim…thenstoppedhalfway.ThedriverlockedeyeswithFinn—andhithimanyway.Nowhe’sdead.Wakesupinsomedivinewaitingroom.Getsmockedbyasarcastic,bustygoddess.Getsofferedthemostuselesspowersimaginable.Andworstofall?Stillnoporn.Frustratedbeyondmortalcomprehension,Finnthrowsanepictantrumanddragsthegoddessdownintothefantasyworldwithhim.Nowstuckinarealmfullofgrotesquemonsters,cursedtowns,andsuspiciouslymoistterrain,Finnhasnoideawhathe’sdoing.Noclue.Nodignity.Sufferingmostofthetime.Withzeropowers,infinitehorniness,andoneveryangrydivinecompanion,canFinnsurvivethisabsurdnewworld?Canhedodgedeath,outwitdemonicsquirrels,andmaybe—justmaybe—scoreawaifu?Orwillhedieinthisworldtoo…stillpainfullyuncuddled?Lettheabsurdisekaidisasterbegin.[WARNING:THISBOOKISUNHINGED.DONOTTAKEOFFENSETOANYTHING—IT’SALLFORCOMEDICPURPOSES.YOU’VEBEENWARNED.]