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An Unborn Hero

Author: cathfach Genre: Comedy

Thisisthetaleofanepicbattlebetweentheembryoofaheroandtheeggofademonlord.Okay,soperhaps'epic'isoversellingitabit,giventhatthereareseriousmobilityissuesonbothsidesoftheconflict,butthey'retryingtheirbest,blessthem.Thenperhapsitisthetaleofareincarnatedmagicalgirllover,excitedaboutfinallylivingoutherdreamsofslayingevilwiththepowersofloveandfriendship?Butagain,thewayatruck-wieldinggoddessinterpretedherrequesttoreturnhermemoriesimmediatelyafterreincarnationrathertooliterallymeansthatit'llbealongtimebeforethefrillydressfits,andthedemonsdon'tseemtowanttowait.Thenit'sthetaleofapairofnewparentsgrowingprogressivelymoreconfusedattheweirdhappeningsaroundthem,particularlywhenpeoplestartreceivinginvoluntaryflower-basedmakeovers?Ofanunbornherospeedrunningtheplotsoefficientlythatit'llallbeoverbeforesheevengetsaroundtobeingborn?Yes,thatone'smoreaccurate.Also,somenumbersgoup,withaccompanyingdings.Andone(highlyimportant)numbergoeswaydown.Thisstorywasbornasacompletejokeondiscord,outofsomeonecomplainingaboutwombarcsandhowutterlyridiculoustheywere.Irespondedbythreateningtowriteastorythatwasentirelywombarc.Andthen,becauseI'mabitsillysometimes,Idid.It'snotpureskillgrinding,though;Iwasniceenoughtoletherhavesomeinteractionwiththerealworld.Nevertheless,attimeofwriting,Iseemtobeaveragingtwodingsperchapter.Publishedhere,ScribbleHub,patreonandAmazon.

Latest Chapter A Friendly Voidling Meets An Unborn Hero (Non-canonical!) 05-20 23:56

A (Not So) Simple Fetch Quest

Author: cathfach Genre: Adventure

Ohgreathero!TheevilDemonLordhasonceagainarisentoterroriseourlands,andwehavesummonedyoutosaveourpeople!No,wedon'twantyoutofightthedemonlord!Ofcoursenot;we'rethegoodguys!Whatsortofgoodguyskidnappeoplefromotherworldsandforcethemtotakepartinwarsthathavenothingtodowiththem?Thatwouldjustbeplainevil!We'dbenobetterthanthedemons!Katie,afterhersummoningbyanexcessivelyloudmagesuddenlytakesanunexpectedtwist,issentoffonasimplefetchquest,withapromisethatshe'llbebackhomeinfiveminutesatmost.Shedoesn'tevenneedtoleavethebuilding.Alas,whenagoddess'blessingcausesherwishforanactualadventuretobetakenrathermoreliterallythansheexpected,shefindsherselflostinadarkcave,farawayfromtheswordshewassupposedtoacquireandfartooclosetoapopulationofgiantbugs.Still,atleastshewishedherlifewasn'tinanydanger.Amongotherthings.Becarefulwhatyouwishfor.Youmightjustgetit.ThisisadarklitRPGadventure,bothintermsofKatieaccidentallywishingallthelightsout,andalsointhatshelosesasoftenasshewins,oftenwithhorrificanddisturbingconsequences.Luckily,Katieisn’tthesortofpersontoletameregrizzlydeathortwogetherdown,andispreparedtotry,tryandtryagaintogetherhandsontheholyswordandfinallycompleteher‘simple’fetchquest.Orperhaps—withafewresistanceskillsunderhernightie—shemightevencometoenjoylosing.Notthatshe’deverconsiderforgoingrevenge,evenifshedid.I’vetickedallthecontentwarningcheckboxesforthisone.DarkthingshappentotheMC,andshedoesdarkthingsrightbacktoeverythingelse.There’snoexplicitsexualcontent,butthereareenoughreferencestojustifythewarning,includingtorape.Profanityhappensrarely,butKatieisn’taversetoswearingwhenshegetsparticularlyangry.Asforgore,itdoesn’tgetmuchworsethanthefirstfewchapters,buttherewillbeoccasionalchaptersthathaveextracontentwarnings.Therewillbemindcontrol.Publishedhere,royalroad,patreonandamazon.

Latest Chapter Announcement Chapter: A Chaotic Meetup (Part 1) 05-21 00:29