An Unborn Hero

Thisisthetaleofanepicbattlebetweentheembryoofaheroandtheeggofademonlord.Okay,soperhaps'epic'isoversellingitabit,giventhatthereareseriousmobilityissuesonbothsidesoftheconflict,butthey'retryingtheirbest,blessthem.Thenperhapsitisthetaleofareincarnatedmagicalgirllover,excitedaboutfinallylivingoutherdreamsofslayingevilwiththepowersofloveandfriendship?Butagain,thewayatruck-wieldinggoddessinterpretedherrequesttoreturnhermemoriesimmediatelyafterreincarnationrathertooliterallymeansthatit'llbealongtimebeforethefrillydressfits,andthedemonsdon'tseemtowanttowait.Thenit'sthetaleofapairofnewparentsgrowingprogressivelymoreconfusedattheweirdhappeningsaroundthem,particularlywhenpeoplestartreceivinginvoluntaryflower-basedmakeovers?Ofanunbornherospeedrunningtheplotsoefficientlythatit'llallbeoverbeforesheevengetsaroundtobeingborn?Yes,thatone'smoreaccurate.Also,somenumbersgoup,withaccompanyingdings.Andone(highlyimportant)numbergoeswaydown.Thisstorywasbornasacompletejokeondiscord,outofsomeonecomplainingaboutwombarcsandhowutterlyridiculoustheywere.Irespondedbythreateningtowriteastorythatwasentirelywombarc.Andthen,becauseI'mabitsillysometimes,Idid.It'snotpureskillgrinding,though;Iwasniceenoughtoletherhavesomeinteractionwiththerealworld.Nevertheless,attimeofwriting,Iseemtobeaveragingtwodingsperchapter.Publishedhere,ScribbleHub,patreonandAmazon.