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What Should I Do if My Best Friend Is a Green Tea? [Transmigrated Into a Book]

Author: 诸葛咸鱼 Genre: Comedy

MynameisYanXi. Ihaveabestfriend,butsheneverrespectsme. Whenwegoouttoeat,shealwayschoosesrestaurantssoexpensivetheymakemewanttocry,withoutconsideringmyemptywallet. Bestfriend:“Usemycard,I’llcovereverything.” Me:[Frustrated]Howdoesthismakemelooktoothers?! Whenwegoshopping,shealwaysdragsmetoluxurystores. Bestfriend:“I’veonlyusedthisbagonce.Here,takeit.Oh,andthisone,andthisone—youcanhavethemall!” Me:[Frustrated]WhatamI,agarbagebin?! WhenIwasheartbrokenafterabreakup,sheneverstayedbymyside. Bestfriend:“I’msobusythesedays.Justgooutandclearyourheadonyourown!” Alipaynotification:¥100,000received. Me:[Frustrated]Canmoneyreplacefriendship? Me:[Grumblingwhileaccepting]Okay,maybeitcan! However,oneday,Iawakened. IrealizedthatIwaslivinginsideanovel,andmybestfriendwasthevillainoussupportingfemalecharacterinthestory. Shedidn’thavetimetostaywithmebecauseshewasdesperatelychasingthemalelead—amanwhowouldneverloveher,likeahopelesssimp.Intheend,shelostbothherloveandherwealthandwasexiledtoaremoteislandtodigupsweetpotatoes. Itmustbethiscursednovelplotcorruptingourfriendship,leavingnothingbutmoneybetweenmeandmybestfriend! Imustsaveher! “Youarguedwithyourfiancé?Oh,ifIhadsuchawonderfulfiancéelikeyou,Iwoulddefinitelytrustyouunconditionally!” “It’sokay,yourfiancéjustsaidafewthingstome,justscaredmesomuchInearlyfelloffthe20thfloor…It’snobigdeal…” “Iknowyouhaveafiancé.Iwon’tgetinyourway.Icanhandleitonmyown—gettingrainedon,dealingwithcramps—it’sallfine.Yougobewithhim…” Bestfriend:[Tearingup]YanXineedsme! Malelead:Whatthe…whatkindofBiLuoChunisthis?! (Note:“BiLuoChun”isatypeofgreentea,usedhumorouslyheretodescribetheabsurdityofthesituation.)

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