What Should I Do if My Best Friend Is a Green Tea? [Transmigrated Into a Book]

MynameisYanXi.

Ihaveabestfriend,butsheneverrespectsme.

Whenwegoouttoeat,shealwayschoosesrestaurantssoexpensivetheymakemewanttocry,withoutconsideringmyemptywallet.

Bestfriend:“Usemycard,I’llcovereverything.”

Me:[Frustrated]Howdoesthismakemelooktoothers?!

Whenwegoshopping,shealwaysdragsmetoluxurystores.

Bestfriend:“I’veonlyusedthisbagonce.Here,takeit.Oh,andthisone,andthisone—youcanhavethemall!”

Me:[Frustrated]WhatamI,agarbagebin?!

WhenIwasheartbrokenafterabreakup,sheneverstayedbymyside.

Bestfriend:“I’msobusythesedays.Justgooutandclearyourheadonyourown!”

Alipaynotification:¥100,000received.

Me:[Frustrated]Canmoneyreplacefriendship?

Me:[Grumblingwhileaccepting]Okay,maybeitcan!

However,oneday,Iawakened.

IrealizedthatIwaslivinginsideanovel,andmybestfriendwasthevillainoussupportingfemalecharacterinthestory.

Shedidn’thavetimetostaywithmebecauseshewasdesperatelychasingthemalelead—amanwhowouldneverloveher,likeahopelesssimp.Intheend,shelostbothherloveandherwealthandwasexiledtoaremoteislandtodigupsweetpotatoes.

Itmustbethiscursednovelplotcorruptingourfriendship,leavingnothingbutmoneybetweenmeandmybestfriend!

Imustsaveher!

“Youarguedwithyourfiancé?Oh,ifIhadsuchawonderfulfiancéelikeyou,Iwoulddefinitelytrustyouunconditionally!”

“It’sokay,yourfiancéjustsaidafewthingstome,justscaredmesomuchInearlyfelloffthe20thfloor…It’snobigdeal…”

“Iknowyouhaveafiancé.Iwon’tgetinyourway.Icanhandleitonmyown—gettingrainedon,dealingwithcramps—it’sallfine.Yougobewithhim…”

Bestfriend:[Tearingup]YanXineedsme!

Malelead:Whatthe…whatkindofBiLuoChunisthis?!

(Note:“BiLuoChun”isatypeofgreentea,usedhumorouslyheretodescribetheabsurdityofthesituation.)