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  • Wipe Clean After Eating

    Wipe Clean After Eating

    Author: Fei Gu Niang Genre: Comedy

    XiaYeispressuredbyhermothertoeitherlandagoldenricebowl(goodpayingjob)orfindagoldenturtle(richhusband). Sothestakesarehighatherlatestjobinterview.Drivenbydesperation,XiaYecomesupwithadeviousplantodriveawaytheothercandidate.Ofcourse,thingsdonotgoasplanwhentheothercandidateturnsouttobeherinterviewer! FromShushengBar: I:“Generalmanager,IonlysaidIwillcookbutdidnotagreetowashthedishes.” He:“Ifyoudon’twashthedishes,doyouexpectmetowashthem?” I:“Doyouknowawomanismostattractedtoamanwhocandohousework?Especiallywhenheiswearinganapronandwashingthedishes.Thisistheidealimageofagoodmaninthethinkingofamajorityofthewomen.Inordertocreatetheprefectimageofagoodman,Ifeelitisnecessaryforyoutowashthedishes.” He:“Amanwhowashesthedishesisreallyveryattractive?” I:“Really!” He:“Well,Iwillbelieveyouthisonce.” He:“XiaYe,comeintothekitchen.” I:“Doyouneedmetohelpyouwithsomething?” He:“Juststandthereanddon’tmove.” I:“…..?” I:“IfthereisnothingIcanhelpyouwith,I’llgoout.” He:“Standstill!” I:“Youaskedmetocomein,justto…..watchyouwashthedishes?” Me:“Ifyoudon’twatch,whatisthepointofmewashingthedishes?” I:“…..” Heisdistressed:“Ifellinlovewithaperson,butIdonotknowhowtosaytoher.” Isuggested:“Thisissimple!DirectlytellherIloveyou,shouldbeallright?” Heisworried:“But……I’mworriedthatshewillnotacceptme.” Icomforted:“Howcansinceyouaresuchanoutstandingman?Theremustbesomethingwrongwithherbrainifshedoesn’tacceptyou!” Henodded:“Well,Iloveyou!” I:“……Huh,thereissomethingwrongwithmybrain……” He:“……”

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