Wipe Clean After Eating

XiaYeispressuredbyhermothertoeitherlandagoldenricebowl(goodpayingjob)orfindagoldenturtle(richhusband).

Sothestakesarehighatherlatestjobinterview.Drivenbydesperation,XiaYecomesupwithadeviousplantodriveawaytheothercandidate.Ofcourse,thingsdonotgoasplanwhentheothercandidateturnsouttobeherinterviewer!

FromShushengBar:

I:“Generalmanager,IonlysaidIwillcookbutdidnotagreetowashthedishes.”

He:“Ifyoudon’twashthedishes,doyouexpectmetowashthem?”

I:“Doyouknowawomanismostattractedtoamanwhocandohousework?Especiallywhenheiswearinganapronandwashingthedishes.Thisistheidealimageofagoodmaninthethinkingofamajorityofthewomen.Inordertocreatetheprefectimageofagoodman,Ifeelitisnecessaryforyoutowashthedishes.”

He:“Amanwhowashesthedishesisreallyveryattractive?”

I:“Really!”

He:“Well,Iwillbelieveyouthisonce.”

He:“XiaYe,comeintothekitchen.”

I:“Doyouneedmetohelpyouwithsomething?”

He:“Juststandthereanddon’tmove.”

I:“…..?”

I:“IfthereisnothingIcanhelpyouwith,I’llgoout.”

He:“Standstill!”

I:“Youaskedmetocomein,justto…..watchyouwashthedishes?”

Me:“Ifyoudon’twatch,whatisthepointofmewashingthedishes?”

I:“…..”

Heisdistressed:“Ifellinlovewithaperson,butIdonotknowhowtosaytoher.”

Isuggested:“Thisissimple!DirectlytellherIloveyou,shouldbeallright?”

Heisworried:“But……I’mworriedthatshewillnotacceptme.”

Icomforted:“Howcansinceyouaresuchanoutstandingman?Theremustbesomethingwrongwithherbrainifshedoesn’tacceptyou!”

Henodded:“Well,Iloveyou!”

I:“……Huh,thereissomethingwrongwithmybrain……”

He:“……”