Villainess is being pampered by her beast husbands

Therearetimes—fartoomanytimes—whenyoufeelthatuncontrollableurgetokillsomeone.ForKaya,this…thiswasexactlythatmoment.“Repeatwhatyoujustsaid?”She’dseenhellonthebattlefield—second-in-commandofamilitaryunit,dodgingbullets,draggingtraitorsbythecollar,andcomingoutalivewithgritunderhernails.Butnothing,absolutelynothing,preparedherforthesightofherspinelesshusbandflirtingwithherownsister.Rightinfrontofher.“Icouldnevermarryabarbarianlikeyou.TheoneI...IlikeisMeera—”Blahblah.Thesamepitifulnonsenseagain.Youthink—whatcouldpossiblybeworsethanthis?Andthen,rightoncue,youridioticsisterchimesin,completelyserious,“Ijustpoisonedyou.”Wow.BANG.Beforeanyonecouldevenreact,Meeracollapsed.Dead.Herso-calledhusbandgaspedlikeafishdraggedoutofwater.“Y-you…”Hedroppedtohisknees,staringatKayalikehewasseeingamonsterrisefromthedark.“Youkilledyoursister?!Howcouldy—?”BANG.Secondbullet.Samespot.Hedroppedlikeapuppetwithitsstringscut.Silence....JustwhenKayathoughtherstoryhadfinallyreacheditsbitterend,theuniverse—no,godhimself—decidedtothrowinonelast,ridiculoustwist.“Wife…wife,didn’tyousayyouweregonnaeatme?Why’dyoustop?”Asnakebeast,ridiculouslycharmingandglowinglikesomeimmortalfantasy,clungtoher,eyesgleaming.Anothervoiceinterrupted.“Shutup!Mywifewantstocuddlemenow—”Asparrowbeastmanleaptintoherarms,likethatmadeanysense.“Hic…wife,don’tyouwantmeanymore?”Apanda-likebeastmansatbesideher,huge,sniffly,andwrongedlikeachildabandonedatafestival.Sittinginthemiddleofallthis,Kayawasabsolutelydumbfounded.‘Whenthehelldidallofthisevenstart?’