Players, Please Board the Train

“Welcome,players,totheDimensionRiftGameExpress.ThistrainwilldepartfromtheE-LevelStationandheadtowardtheD-LevelStation.Pleaseensureyourpersonalsafetyasyouboardinanorderlymanner,andfollowtheridingrules.”【Theridingrulesareasfollows:】【1.Donotbringnon-gameitemsontothetrain.(Underwearisanexception.)】【2.Spendingismandatory.(Alltrainstaffareunpaidvolunteers.)】【3.Donotturnonthelightsafterlights-out.(Unlessyou’reexceptionallyskilledandfearless.)】“Inaddition,thetrainencouragesambushes,brawls,hunting,andotherformsofrecreation—playersarefreetochooseastheyplease.”“Haveapleasantjourney.”