Threadbare

MeetThreadbare.Heistwelveinchestall,fulloffluff,andreally,reallybadatbeingahero....Readmore

MeetThreadbare.He is twelveinchestall,fullof fluff,andreally,reallybadat beinga hero.Magicallyanimatedanddiscardedby hismakeras a failedexperiment,he is savedby a littlegirl.Butshe’sgotproblemsof herown,andhe mightnotbe ableto helpher.Fortunatelyforthelittlegolem,he’squickto findallies,learnskills,gainlevels,andsurvivehorriblepredicaments.Whichis good,becausehiscreatorhasa wholelotof enemies…*AuthorNote:AdvancechaptersarenowavailableonmyPatreon,forthosewhowishtoreadahead.Collapse

LitRPG,Magic,Non-humanProtagonist,CharacterGrowth,GameElements,SlowGrowthatStart,SpecialAbilities,SkillAssimilation

ThisisgreatbutIfeeldrainedwhilereadingthelaterchapters.

Ithoughtthiswasfinished

It'sslowbutit's“bearable

It'sasolid9/10Slow?Yes,veryslow.(chareprettylongthosothat'snice)Ithinkthisisthelovechildofmistaauthor,everythingiscrafteringreatdetail,toomuchdetailforalmosteveryonebylaterch.Veryfewgrammarmistakes,andbarelyanylogicflawsandplotholes.Upuntilsomething115~ishwhentheytalkedhow/what/whythewholeoblivionpoint,anddungeonlogics,(btwthedungeonsareoneoftheworstanddumbestshitI'veeverread,funny?yes;shittynonetheless)becausethey,byauthorwordsandlogicdo/shouldnotfunction,iwon'tgointodetailbecauseit'sabitcomplicatedandtoolongtoexplain.Alsoit'salwaysgoingfullsend,nobrakes,alwaysabitofmisteryandmoredialoguespeechthentheentireforgottenLibraryOfAlexandria.Mygripewiththisaspectit'sthat,it'sforced..diditreallytakethebear5yearstogetoffthef#ckingsword?Andbecauseofthathehasnotimesotakehistimeandactuallygrindsomelevelshereandthere,hisluckisoffthecharts,sincehehasmanagedtodowhatnootherbeinghasinsuchafastmanner.Authorhasastorytotellandidon'tthinkhecaredwhetheranybodyremainedinterestedafterthe50thch.It'slikeyourdrunkgrandmatellingyouastory,andyoujustwanthimtoeitherstoporactuallytellthestoryandstopfocusingonotherstory's.PlotholeSpoilerhowdidAniseescapethedungeonwhenshewaskeptinplacebytheformerbody'ssoul,whenmchadescapedwithbyahair'sbreath,andthethedungeoncollapsedright?Therewastanymoreinfoonthat,itwascompletelyglossedover..LogicflawSpoilerhowthef#ckdoyouhavedungeonsbeingcreatedinsidethedungeonwhenlateritwasdiscoveredthatitcan'thappen.Youcan'thavedungeonspawninginsideeachotherbrah,whatthef#ckisthistheFibonaccisequenceofdungeons?Somuchdialogue,farfartoomuch,I'mnotheretoreadyourmoviescript,whythef#ckistheresomuchdialogueman,andit'sjustsoboringtoread,andthewholeslurpedspeechofthevariousraceswascuteatfirst,butthenihadtostopandre-readsentencesbecauseofthejarringf#ckingorcspeech.IdkwhatisupwithRRandtheirauthor's,it'salwayslikethis,thisbasiclyanothertakeontheRandidlystyleofwriting,greatsetup,amazingstart,andthenthentheyjustgoonandonandwon'tshutup,whereisthedefeat,theloss,thetimetodosomesoulsearching..andifyouwantmetobelievethatnobodygottheGuildMasterclassbefore,fookoff,alsothesamewaythedungeonsanddumbashell,thewayyougainskillsandclassesisalsodumbashell,alrightI'mdonewiththispileorbeautifulycraftedandengineeredyetultimetlyboringanddumbmoviescript.TLDR:Beargainsentience,questobtained!Findfmcandsaveher!;Nowsavethekingdom!

Honestly,thewholemoviescriptthingshouldn'tkeepanybodyfromreadingthis,cause,whetherthereistoomuchdialogue,dependsonyourownattentionspan,andforme,I'mfinewithreadingallofitsohonestlyjustgiveitatry.Also,thewholewaydifferentracestalksaddstotheworld,Idon'tgetwhyyouhateit,justreadslower.Also,thewholethingaboutnoonegettingtheguildmasterclassbeforeisamistakeyoumadefromreadingtoofast.Hungarreadthis->SpoilerOtherpeopledidgettheGuildMasterclassbutbythistimetheentiretyofthekingdomgotturnedintoadungeonandpeoplecouldn'tbecomeguildmastersinadungeon,andalsoitsaysinachaptertherewerepeoplewhounlockedtheguildmasterinanothercountryorsomethingandthatallowedthemtohavestrongertroopsandtheyweren'tsharingitwiththerestoftheworldandcomingtoconquerthekingdom(thiswasrecentlyafterthesystemanddungeonsshowedup),that'swhytheyturnedthekingdomintoadungeon.Iagreeaboutthedungeonsindungeonsthingthoandthefactthataniseescapingthedungeonwasglossedover.

Theslurredspeech..itjustputsmeoff,itmakesmefeelstupid.Spoilerandidon'tremembertheexactchileft,butatthatpointitwasimpossible,andonlythetopdogsknewwhatittookandwhytheycan'tbeaGM.Iactuallyforgothow,butmcdidgettheGMclassbythetimeIleft.Ipersonallyliketo"readin-betweenthelines,andnotbetoldabouteverything..thisisn'tasliceoflifeandsoididn'tlikewhenentirechapterswerejustdialoguewhichdidn'treallymatter.

Well.That'sgood.Hopeitwon'tdeclineasquicklyasscarecrow.

ScarecrowwasgreatbutthetranslationgotboringIcheckinonceinawhileandreadafewchaptersbutImightgetatumorifIkeepstrainingmybrain

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Thisbearlycaughtmyattention.Istoppedreadinganothernovelbecauseitwassounbearablyteddyious,thisnovelisntlikethat.IfyouarenotconvincedcheckRoyalRoadscomments,theyaretrue...they......havebearing.

*Diesofcringe*

Itisbearycringe,butatthebearminimumIshallbearthisburden

Atleastyouused"bear"correctlyoncethistime.

Dudehewasthrowingpunsleftandrightandyoumakeacommentonspelling

Ijustrealizedafter2weeks.........bearden.

Teddyious