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Ding!Thesystemactivatedthemission![Lookatthissickoldmaninfrontofyou.Let...Readmore

Ding!Thesystemactivatedthemission![Lookatthissickoldmaninfrontofyou.Letuspullouthisoxygentubeandsendhimoff.Let’sgivehimapeacefulmercyteehee~]ShinomiyaAobawasstunned.Theoldmanmentionedbythedogsystemseemedtobealittlestrong…LookingattheGedoMadoPipeinsertedinthebackof‘oldageMadara’,hewassilentandevenwantedtolaugh.Whatdoyoumeanhis‘oxygentube’?Youwantmetodie?!Inaddition…Thesupersuicidemissionshavebeenreleased:[PersonallyexperiencingtheultimatemeaningoftheEightInnerGates!—Takeahardkickof‘NightGuy’andshoutout,‘Iwouldnotcallyouthestrongest!’][GiveOtsutsukiKaguyaaThousand-YearKill!—Andrecordthisbeautifulmoment!][ArtisExplosion…andSpongeBobSquarepants!—-ToaccompanyDeidaratoself-destruct!][InvitingTerumiMeitohostthewedding—Nolessthanahundredwordsofcongratulations!]Inaddition,thereweremanyotherkindsofdeath-seekingmissionswaitingtobeopened.Andwhenthemaincharacterlookedbackmanyyearslater,everyonewasholdingbackasentenceof“Damnit,he’scrazy!”“ThisNinjaclearlydidn’tlookverystrong,sowhydidhenotdieevenafterdoingthis?”Thiswasprobablyapoorchildwhohadbeendraggedontoapathofdeathbyashittysystemthat’sonseekingdeath.Collapse

Academy,Average-lookingProtagonist,CalmProtagonist,Cheats,EyePowers,Fanfiction,GameElements,Hard-WorkingProtagonist,HidingTrueAbilities,HidingTrueIdentity,LevelSystem,MaleProtagonist,Misunderstandings,Ninjas,OverpoweredProtagonist,PoorProtagonist,Puppeteers,ReincarnatedinAnotherWorld,ReluctantProtagonist,SchemesAndConspiracies,SecretOrganizations,SkillCreation,SoulPower,Spies,SwordWielder,SystemAdministrator,UnluckyProtagonist,Wars,WeakProtagonist,WeaktoStrong,Naruto

Ifsomebodyissearchingforadarkoratleastunfeelingmcthisisnotforyou.Alsotherearesomebigplotholesinmyopinion.IfyouhavenotseenNarutothenyoucanreaditandenjoy,probably.Ireadtillchap80andIalreadygaveitalotofchancesjustbecauseofNarutofanfic,butagaintheplotholes

Averyfunread.ToomanytimesIhadtoholdbacklaughter.TheMCissmartanditisveryentertainingtofindouthowhewillsolvetheimpossibletasks.ThecharacterintersctionsareinterestingandtheMCisnotafraidtochangetheplot.

It'sprettygood.Thebiggestproblemisit'sNaruto,butChinese.ChineseYoungMasters,Chineseidioms,Chinesecrapeverywhere.Hell,theyevenuseTaelsasthecurrency!Talkofcultivation(whichisntinherentlyChinese,butitbasicallyis),Medicinalherbsandbaths(again,not'technically'Chineseexclusively,butitbasicallyis).IloveChinesefantasy,butidontlikewhenChineseclichesareshovedintootherculturesstories(ImagineMCUbutallthecharactersactlikeChinesefantasy).Overall,ithasit'sfunnymoments.JustwishitwouldstopforcingotheranimesandstuffintoaNarutostory.

Iagree,theworstpartiswhensomeonenotfromchinawritesacultivationandpeopleshitonthem.(Theseauthorputineffort)eventhoughChineseauthorpumpfastfoodlikenovelsoutjusttomakeaquickbuck,andpeoplepraisethem.

LetaddsomethingtothissomeChineseauthordoputeffortintherenovelsI’vereadmyfairshareofnovels,andsomeofmyfavoriteareChinesecultivationnovel.Iprettymuchgrewuponthem,WhatI’mspecificallytakingaboutiswhenanfansputshitonapedestal,evenifitonagoldenpedestalit’sstillshit,Thentheyturnaroundandgatekeeper.I’vecomeacrosscommentsayingthatpeoplewhoaren’tChineseshouldn’twritecultivationnovels.LetmebreakthebadnewsBuddhismandTaoismareamazingfanficofHinduism,lol.(BuddhismpredatesHinduismasawhole,butisconsideredamaintenetofthereligionwhichcamefromthenIndusRivercivilizationandduringtheeastwardexpansionofphilosophy,trade,etcreachtheyellowrivercivilization)

Mydude...buddhismis2500yearoldreligionwhilehinduismisconsideredtobe4000-4300yearsold.

WheredidIsaythis,IknowBuddhismwascreatedin5thcenturywhileHinduismwasincreatedin4000-5000BCE.Edit.OhIsee,IthinkgotthewordsflippedwhenIwastypingthatcomment.Lol

Thisistheonlyonethatmeetsmycriteria.Thenewupdateonthissiteistotalcrap.AlthoughIadmitthatthereareacoupleofgoodnovels,theyhavetoofewchapters.Eventhefallennovelwasadded.

Read56chapterthenovelisreallyenjoyable+Itisarelaxingfunnyreadwithsubstantialstory-thegrammerisawfulbutunderstandableandmanagestomakethenovelfunnierThenovelisasolid3.7/5

IhategymsಠʖಠRank:D

Probablybecauseyourfaceissodisfigured

Itmightbethisthing--->ಠʖಠ

ohh

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