The Villainess's Heartthrob Script: I Can Talk to Animals

Goodnews:You'veawakened.Badnews:You'rethevillainess.ReneeJenningsaccidentallyobtainsasystem,allowinghertobreakfreefromtheplot'scontrolbycompletingmissions.ReneeJennings:“Waitaminute,what'swithalltheanimaldictionariesasareward?”System:[Theycangiveyouanaffinitywithanimals.]ReneeJennings:“Why?”System:[Becauseavillainesshasnoaffinitywithpeople.]ReneeJennings:“…”Thisjokeisnotthatfunny...Afterunlockinganimallanguages,ReneeJenningsembarksonapathofnoreturn—Leadingdogstosaveablindwomanbeingstalkedbyapervert.Reportinganeviloldmanwhomurderedhiswifeandhidherbody,thankstorats.Helpingakittencatchthemurdererwhokilleditsownerandburiedthebody.Findingtensofmillionsinstolengoodsbasedonintelfrombirds.Whileothersarepettingcats,ReneeJenningsisridingatiger.Whileothersarefallinginlove,ReneeJenningsissolvingcrimes.Whileothersaregettingmarried,ReneeJenningsisrescuingendangeredanimals.Whileothersarehavingkids,ReneeJenningsisservinghercountry.