The Guide to Conquering Earthlings

LanXimadeamistakeduringherinterstellartravelandlandedonEarth.AstheprincessofPlanetMoyi,shedecidedtosaveherself.First,solvethemoneyproblem.Soshetookoutthe“GuidetoConqueringEarthlings2003Edition”thatexpertsfromPlanetMoyihadcarefullycompiledyearsago–“Chapter1HowtoElegantlyMakeMoney”:“Beginner’sGuide:Findahigh-endbuilding,takeabrokenbowl,andsitthereforadaytoelegantlymakeenoughmoneytospendforoneday.”However,aftersittingbitterlyforaday,LanXididn’tmakeapennyandwasdrivenawaybysecurityguards–“Don’tsitherebegging,PresidentXiealreadycriticizedusfornegligence!Besides,it’snotthateraanymore,beggarsuseQRcodesnow!”Noproblem,there’sstill–“IntermediateGuide:Findaluxurycar,pretendtobehitbyit,lieonthegroundparalyzed,andyoucanelegantlymakeenoughmoneytospendforthreemonths.”However,beforeLanXicouldliedown,adrivergotoutofthecar–“Wehavedashcamsinstalled!Moveawayquickly,PresidentXieisinahurry.I’llsueyouifyoutrythisscamagain!”Thistacticalsofailed.Butnoworries,there’sstill–“UltimateGuide:FindarichEarthling,conquerhim,marryhim,andyoucanelegantlymakeenoughmoneytospendforalifetime.”Verywell,mightaswellgoalloutandgetitdoneonceandforall!LanXialreadyhadaperfectcandidateinmind,thebossofthecompanyshebeggedatonthefirstday,theowneroftheluxurycar–XieCheng!XieChengmetastrangebeautifulwoman.Onthefirstday,shebeggedatthedoorofhiscompany;Onthesecondday,shestagedacaraccidentscamonhim;Onthethirdday,sheblockedhiminanalley,withafaceofgreatmercy–“Ireallylikeyourmoney,Ihopeitbecomesmine.”“SoI’vedecidedtomarryyou.”Shecoughed–“Areyougoingtovoluntarilybeconqueredbyme,orbeforciblyconqueredbyme?”[StorybackgroundisEarthin2023AD]