Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Question:“Whenonesummerday,youfindacucumberinexplicablyappearingonthevaginofabeautifulwomaninthelivingroom,howshouldyousaveher?”“A.Pullitout”“B.Suckitout”“C.”Yearslater,whenLirememberedthissceneagain,hehatedhimselffornotchoosingC...---------“Yikes,what’spressingagainstme?”MengLininstinctivelyexclaimed,immediatelylookeddown,anduponseeingthealarmingoutline,sheexclaimedinsurprise,“Qianfan,whydidyouputyourwhitecaneinsideyourpants?Areyouafraidsomeonewillstealit?Letsister-in-lawhelpyoutakeitout!”Withthatsaid,MengLinreachedoutherhand…------“Sister-in-law,wereyoumasturbatingyourself?”LiQianfanpretendedtobeshocked.“Acucumberhasfalleninsidemyvagin,canyouhelpmegetitout?”Nowonderhissister-in-lawlookedsothirsty;itwasbecauseshewasoftenunsatisfied.“Sister-in-law,don’tcry,I’llhelpyougetitoutrightnow!”Afterofferingcomfort,LiQianfanplacedhispalmonMengLin’sthighandbeganmovingslowlytowardstheplacewherethecucumberwassubmerged……