Profane Prince of Do

GovernmentintelligenceagenciesrealizedthatKonrad,theworld’s

numberonewiferobber,wasendowedwithasupremeweaponallowinghim

toturnthepurestofmaidensintohungrybeasts:TheGoldenRod!

Eagertoobtainthatmarvelousweaponfortheirownnefarious

purposes,powerfulpoliticianssendtheirteamsafterhim,hopingto

captureandanalyzetherod.Konradwaschasedfromonecornerofthe

worldtoanotherandultimatelycornered.Butinafitoffury,hechose

todestroywhattheyworkedsohardtoobtain!

“Screwyourtenthousandancestors!OnlyIcanwieldthegoldenrod!Sinceyouwantitsobadly,thenfetchitsremains!”

Hehowledasheaimedagunatthegoldenrod.Butsuddenly,theskydarkened,andpurplelightningstruckhimfromabove.

“Fool!Thisisanationaltreasure!Whogaveyoutherighttoharmit?”

TheHappinessGodroaredinindignationwhilesendingKonradintoreincarnation.

“Thistimeputthetreasuretobetteruse.Completeallthequests,

andImightevenletyouenjoythesweetfruitsofparadise!”

“God,Iwon’tdisappointyou!”

HappinessGodevengavehimatailor-madesystem.Buttherewasone

problem,hewasreborninthebodyofahalf-incubuseunuchcanedto

deathforoffendingtheemperor’sfavoriteconsort!

*YIKES*

Empresses,imperialconsorts,princesses,daughtersofpowerful

families.WithintheconfinesoftheHolyFlameCity,nobeautyissafe

fromKonrad’sdemonicclutches.

“Finally,abodymatchingmydemonism.”

“Toallthebeautiesofthisworld,Iannouncethatyourconquestnowbegins!”\\