One Pet Gets Married

TheprocessofTangYou’anconqueringtheentertainmentindustrycrowdwentlikethis:“EvenifIcutoffmyears,Iwouldn’tlistentohalfasongofhers!!!”“Ah!Itsoundssogood.”“EvenifIgougedoutmyeyes,Iwouldn’twatchhalfanepisodeofhershows!!!”“Ah!Itlookssogood.”“EvenifIdie,I’llkeephatinghertilltheend!!!”“Ah!You’an,You’an,peaceandprosperity!Iwanttoloveyouforanother500years!”Aftertransmigratingintothebodyofanotoriousactress,TangYou’anaccidentallyturnedherlifearound.Theheavenskeptforcinghertowin.WhenSongXicifirstmetTangYou’an,sherolledhereyesandthoughttoherself:Whatadisgrace!Later,whenTangYou’anteasedheruntilshewasbreathlessandweak,SongXici’sheartracedasshesecretlythought:Youbeast!Reporter:“Whatdoyoutwoconsidertheluckiestthingyou’veexperiencedinyourlives?”TangYou’an&SongXici:“ThatIlikedheratthesametimeshehappenedtolikeme.”Fans:“Hello?911?Therearepeopleshowingofftheirrelationshiphere!”[Marriagefirst,lovelater.Light-hearted,sweetdailylifestory]