I Really Don't Want a Girlfriend Anymore

“Hello,haveyoueverbeeninarelationship?”“Ofcoursenot.”TenkujiYuushookhishead,“Igenuinelyhaveneverhadagirlfriend.Ifyoudon’tbelieveme,askmysystem.Ifanyonehasmemoriesofbeingmygirlfriend,I’lladmitdefeat,okay?”“Thenwhoarethey...?”YuuturnedandsawYukinoshitaHaruno,YuukiAsuna,NatsukawaMasuzu,YukinoshitaYukino,andKasumigaokaUtahawalkingtowardshim,withexpressionsasiftheywerereadytoconfronthim.“Yuu-chan,I’verememberedyoujustabandoningmeatthehotel.”“Yuu-kun,Itoldyou,Iwon’tforget,Iwilldefinitelyrememberyou,andIdefinitelywon’tforgiveyou!”“Yuu,boyfriendscanbe‘OraOra’-edforthreepages...areyouready?”“Tenkuji-kun,aslongaswehaven’tbrokenup,youandIarestillacouple.”“Heroinewithamnesia,heroleaves...Idon’tliketheseold-fashioned,stomach-churningplots,Yuu-kun.”“...Youguysareweird.”Yuumaintainedacalmexpression,butinwardlyhewaspanickingandgettingreadytorun.“System,getouthereandexplainthistome!”System:[Meow]Author:APassingChūnibyōYouth