Department Of Paranormal Entities (D.O.P.E)

[IncomingTransmission…]Sender:D.O.P.E.HeadquartersSecurityClearance:REDSubject:EmergencyReaderRecruitmentYouwerejustanothercluelesssoul,livingyourlifethinkinghorrormovieswereajokeanddemonswerejustedgyHalloweencostumes.Youwerewrong.Horribly.Hilariously.Dangerouslywrong.WelcometoD.O.P.E.—DepartmentofParanormalEntities,thefrontlinedefensebetweenhumanityandtheliteralnightmaresleakingoutofHell.Andguesswhat?You’vejustbeenrecruited.Thisisnotyourtypicalwebnovel.Expect:Extremehorror(Thekindthatmesseswithyoursleepschedule)Non-stoplaughter(Becausefearandcomedyarebestfriendshere)Adultjokesandinappropriatethoughts(You’vebeenwarned)Twoidioticheroestryingtheirbestnottodie—orgethungupsidedownbytheirdemoncoachIfyou'reeasilyoffended,easilyscared,orallergictosarcasm,now’syourchancetotapout.Stillhere?Good.Youroptions:Addthisnoveltoyourcollection.Readatleast10chaptersandgetaddictedtothisnovel.DropacommentattheendofeachchapterorfacespiritualjudgmentbyourghostlyHRteam.Preparetobecomepartofsomethingbigger.Waybigger.Like,Hell-vs-Humanitybigger.Failuretocomplymayresultinunauthorizedspectralactivityinyourroom.You’vebeenwarned.[MissionLogUpdated:AddD.O.P.E.toLibrary]ThreatLevel:ClassFtoSSS(Goodluck)SurvivabilityRate:...decreasing.WelcometoD.O.P.E.You'renotready.Butyou'rehere.Let'sgo.[TransmissionEnds.]