So, people are annoying. As a general rule, we dont like strangers. Its a fact. Elves dont like Humans. Humans dont like Elves. If you are blonde, you dont like brunette. If you are brunette, you dont like blonde. We dont like different people. This is our premise, you two.
I sat them both down at a table while I go on with my lesson.
So, won will rarely like you at first. They are not like us. We look at a woman and thats it. We are lowly, filthy beasts. We are hunters who starved for three days and three nights while looking for any sign of life in a forest. So, whether we find a rat or a deer, we dont care. We gotta eat.
I slam my palm on the table to make the point clearer.
I have to say Im impressed they are both listening to with such attention. Especially Lucillus. Its clear that the guy is interested in Flaminia much more than he wants to know.
Instead, won are like do you two know what a shark is?
They look confused.
Is the sea close to Amorium? I ask.
They shake their heads.
And here goes my beautiful simile.
Ok, lets just say won are apex predators. We are scavengers desperate for food. Won can pretty much have their pick whenever and however they want. And most won are lazy. The most a woman needs to flirt with a man is a smile. If a man only smiles at won, he will probably never get laid in his entire life. Its not a fair ga, rember. So, when a woman says no to you, there is a chance shes just saying no to the entire man-kind.
The [Enchanter] guy, Claudius, actually whips out a piece of parchnt and starts writing on it at incredible speed.
Thats a guy I like!
And if you ever et a woman who knows how to flirt, well, you are done. You either run or get eaten. This is a well-guarded secret among n, but if won knew how much power they hold over us with simple flirting, they would be dominating the world more than they already are.
But what happens if a woman says no?
Well, Claudius, I was getting there. Thank you anyway for reminding . If a woman says no, you have to understand what kind of no that is. And what was the question? Why did you ask a question she could say no to?
Maybe I asked her to go out with to eat sothing at the inn? the shy [Enchanter] ventures a guess, probably sothing from his personal life.
Wrong! I point my accusatory index finger at him. Never ask. If you want to go out for dinner, just say aloud well, I might be going to dinner tonight, let know if you have plans. And thats not a question! Its you just putting so bait out there. If shes interested, you get dinner with a woman, if shes not, you are still free! Mind you, there are so cases when you can and need to ask a woman out. But thats advanced stuff and were still learning how to walk here.
The thing is, I speak, since they are apex predators, they get to pick. They are moody. They eat because they want to eat, not because they need to. They are like lazy lions.
They seem to know what a lion is.
And it ans that you have to catch a woman in the best possible ti, you have to and Ive already explained this to Lucillus catch her at her hungriest. Or, when shes most bored. Once they are interested, there is a test. But we are going to talk more about that later.
The [Enchanter] raises his hand.
So, is it possible to get to every woman?
Oh boy, we are working with amateurs.
Absolutely not. You will fail miserably multiple tis. The fact that you might entice so apex predators is an amazing fact of its own. But if you push the sa predator too, theyll just walk away. Or slap you. Or beat you up in other ways. Point is, be prepared for failure. And you know what, expect to fail every single ti. Go into any date with the swagger of soone who doesnt want to get in their pants! Flirt a bit, sure, but then take it back too! Its a ga of hide and seek! What, you think I only flirt?! As Lucillus knows, I just made a tactical retreat with Lucinda! From now on, Im the one on the backpedal.
I look at their confused eyes and decide to close the lesson here.
They just lost there.
Oh man, the curse of knowledge. I know too much to explain every single detail in the best possible way.
Ok, listen. First lesson, just rember the fundantals. Complints are good, but dont exaggerate. If the won have the sa reaction that Lucillus had when I complinted him, pull back; theres no hope there.
I should probably have the [Lover] class, or whatever they had told there was. Maybe it was [Flirt]?
Who knows.
Claudius, care to show the Rune?
The man is going over his dating notes when my question catches him by surprise. He probably forgot for a mont that he ca here to work and not to listen to a dating seminar.
Oh, right. Sure. Co.
He carefully puts away the parchnt he was writing on. I saw him work with what looked like expensive reagents and whatnot and he hadnt been nearly as attentive as now.
This guy must have so serious lady-problems.
Well, worry not. Ill help you, my friend.
As long as you provide with a discount on this and all future Runes, obviously.
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