Fowl Books

Casual Heroing

Author: Fowl Genre: Fantasy

ASlice-of-LifeLitRPGthatwillmakeyoulaughand,hopefully,warmyourheart.«Ihave...Readmore A Slice-of-LifeLitRPGthatwillmakeyoulaughand,hopefully,warmyourheart.«I haveneverreadanythinglikethisso far,andit’sdamnfu*interesting» —Betareader1(theexcitedone)«It is veryfunnyandit willclimbtherankingfast» —Betareader2(theonewithfewwords)«A goodbalancebetweensatireanddramawitha touchof actionto keeptheplotmoving» —Betareader3(thefairone)Synopsis:Whydoeseveryonethinkthatyouhaveto becomea heroif yougeta supremerelic?TO HELLWITHTHAT.I’mgettingnoneof thatadventuringbull.Whatdo you say?Ranks?Tiers?Bronze,Silver,andGoldadventuringteams?Sure,keep it.It’sallyours.I’llbe openinga lovelypastryshopandusingFireballsto cookcremebrulée,foryourinformation.And,oh,that’sso interesting,teleporting,you say?Yeah,sure,I’llteleporta cupof coffeeon my nightstandin themorning,thank-you-very-much!Stopbotheringme withyourquests,legendaryadventures,andallthatnonsense!Youeitherbuysomepastry,or I’mgoingto reportyouto thewatchforloitering!So,do youwantto knowwhatI’mgoingto do in thisfantasyworld?Well,I’mgoingto geta girlfriend,that’swhatI’mgoingto do!No PizzasWereHarmedin theMakingof ThisNovel.Collapse BeautifulFemaleLead,LitRPG,Magic,MaleProtagonist,CharacterGrowth,ComedicUndertone,Adventurers,StrongtoStronger,Elves,FantasyWorld,ShamelessProtagonist,LuckyProtagonist SorryformyBadenglishTheauthorIsrewritgingthestorieandItseamslikesIsmuchoBetternowsoyoushouldreaterreadthat Quote:abisheknarayananyallihaveanawesomeidea.Weneedanovelwhereasuperpowerfulmcreadsstoriesofdifferentworldsasalightnovel.Andwhentheplotpisseshimoff,hejumpstothenovelandf#cksupthepeopleandmovesontothenextstory.Ihopesomeoneseesthisandgetsinspired I'monly22chaptersin,butI'mreallyannoyedalready.-TheMCstartedonatrainandwastooshytotalktoagirlhethoughtwascute,butthensuddenlyheisaCasanovaandflirtswitheverythingthatevenresemblesagirl.-Thewinkingisreallyannoying.EveryothertimetheMCoranyonespeaks,itendswiththemwinking.Likeitsjustreallyf*ckingannoyingalready.-MChassomestupidhatredofpaperwork.Hesaidit'sbecauseit'sawasteoftimeandwillcompletelyrefuseevenlookingatpaper.Itmakesnosenseatall,hesaidhewouldratherspend3daysinjailthantospend5minuteslookingatpaperwork?ItiscompletelypointlessandonlyservestomaketheMCseem"eccentric".Allinall,ireallyliketheconcept,buttheexecutionisjustpissingmeoffbecauseofhowstupidandannoyingitis. Authorstryingtobefunnybutmakesthemcacompleteidiotinstead Iusedtoreadthisuntilafterover125chapterswheretheauthorthinksit'sokayforawoman,whobythewaywastreatingtheMClikecrapbeforeithappened,toforcefullyusemagicscrollsonhimsohecan'tlieandspillshissecrets.Completelyturnedtocrapafterthat,hejustbrusheditoffafterwardswithoutevengettingangryather.Shitenovel Whydoeseveryonethinkthatyouhavetobecomeaheroifyougetasupremerelic?TOHELLWITHTHAT.I’mgettingnoneofthatadventuringbull.Whatdoyousay?Ranks?Tiers?Bronze,Silver,andGoldadventuringteams?Sure,keepit.It’sallyours.withagreatpowercomesgreatresponsibility Icanseewhythisnovelgetssuchalowrating.Theauthorlovestogoofftangentandrantaboutrandomstuffthatdon'treallyhaveTHATmuchtodowiththenovel.ThesearechaptersthatIjustskimthroughbutit'sanannoyingthingthatgetsrepeatedoften. Fakyuman,isthenarratorinsaneorsomething?.Isthewholenovellikethis?Acompletelycrazydudeshamelesslydoingwierdthings.... NoPizzasWereHarmedintheMakingofThisNovel.Areyousure?*Worldhopsintonovel**pourskiwijuiceonpizza**leaves* Howdareyoudosuchblasphemy!?You'recourtingdeath!!! Inaaa…cutepfpbrotakootime yallihaveanawesomeidea.Weneedanovelwhereasuperpowerfulmcreadsstoriesofdifferentworldsasalightnovel.Andwhentheplotpisseshimoff,hejumpstothenovelandf#cksupthepeopleandmovesontothenextstory. SometimesIwishIcoulddothat. Yothisistotallyagreatconcept,ifdonerightucouldhavemadeamasterpiece Praisethegodsforlettingmycommentbetheonetoholdthisphenomenalidea. I'dreadtheshitouttathat. goahead,writeit naw,notmuchofastorywriter.Butiwillsellthisideatoanyaspiringstorywriterwhileretaining1percentofitsshares

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