So, does it freeze or does it cool? I ask, confused.
It can do both, sir. Ill just need to inscribe the rune on sothing, then you touch this or that part. The more you keep your finger there, the more the rune cools. It can reach freezing temperatures, but you would need to keep that in a very closed space in order to create pure ice in the middle of your kitchen. Or you can pay for so more expensive work. But if you only need a cooling rune that can keep things from lting, then you are good.
Ok, can we do this now? I nod at him.
Joey, we still dont have the contract for the place. We cant start adding things, Lucilluss voice cos from behind my shoulders.
Well, if we want to be in business by tonight, we better have a cooling rune.
Sir, Id rather not break the law when you hired soone from the Watch to guard you.
The [Enchanter] gives a strained smile.
My schedule is free for the next hour, but Ill be pretty busy for the next three days. So
Oh, co on, Lucillus, did you have to say that? Listen, I respect your work and I dont want you to have problems, ok? Lets just say I made you do the work without knowing.
You get tested on truth stones, Joey.
I look at the ceiling.
I need the goddamn Runes, I cant do without them. My goddamn spellbook will not teach new magic until I practice all the Cantrips.
Is there any way we could do this? I beg Lucillus.
I could say you already had a deal for the contract and that you thought it would be better to start imdiately. If the owner doesnt want you in the place, though, you will have to pay for the removal of the Rune.
I hug the tall guy.
See, even Elves can be lovely.
Im actually a little sorry for acting a bit like an ass to him.
Ok, lets go!
You know, Lucillus, I tell the guy while yawning. Ill give you so advice on how to get Flaminia in exchange for this.
I point at the [Enchanter] doing his weird job with brushes and slly paint.
My bodyguard doesnt look impressed by my proposal.
I dont want to scare anyone away, Joey.
I snort.
Oh, you little nave child. First of all, won are rarely scared when you flirt with them. Unless you are creepy, of course. The difference between creepy and flirty is trying to understand whether or not theres a signal to go ahead with your flirting. Its subtle and not spoken. It may be a lingering look, a smile, a nod, whatever. It takes ti to learn. But people like complints. It shouldnt be a shock. You are with a beautiful woman? Tell her shes beautiful, and maybe tell her in a way that makes her laugh. If you do complint soone and make them laugh, the job is half-done.
You did annoy Lucinda, though. And you had a fight with her.
Lucillus, a man of few words and short sight.
The incredible [Mage] who everyone admires and says is way out of my league? The sa person whos so ambitious she doesnt date or take any males into consideration? Have you heard of Lucinda fighting with any other man?
Lets see if he gets the point.
I dont get the point.
Well, I sigh, you have to have sothing with soone to fight about it. If theres nothing, theres no fight. And, for all I dont like to kiss and tell, I did share so degree of intimacy with her.
I look at the [Enchanter] to see if hes done, but he is stealthily listening to our conversation about won. And is he blushing? Oh, a possible disciple, then.
I dont want to annoy people like you do, Lucillus speaks by my side.
And you dont have to! I almost cry in dismay. Its not about annoying people, Lucillus. Everyone has a different character and strategy. But, a complint and a sincere one at that goes a long way. First, it shows you are interested; second, its nice. Lets try this: you are very tall, and you look very strong, Lucillus, Im glad that you are my bodyguard.
I even add my wink at the end.
He cringes.
See? You didnt like it much because you are a man and youre not interested in . So, Ill not repeat this experience more than once. Why? Because it would annoy you! But if you think that you can put yourself in a womans shoes, youre done, my friend. Won think differently. As a general rule, every person does. Its always wrong to judge what to do with soone based on our own judgent. You have to calibrate your tools based on the frequency of other people.
Frequency?
Right Ahem, you have to understand what other people want from you and do that. You want a woman? Ask questions. Do not give answers. Your answers are probably wrong anyway. You ask questions and then compare notes. Ok, she likes shopping around all day, maybe not my type, or This one likes to stare into the distance in silence, maybe shes my kind of gal.
I look, hopeful, for a glint of understanding in my buddys eyes.
Theres very little.
But Im not giving up on him.
Ok, from the start. You dont need to behave like I do. Is that clear? Nod if it is.
Lucillus nods.
Even the [Enchanter] unconsciously does, making chuckle.
Complints are important. You have to practice giving complints smoothly, in your style. If a woman doesnt like the complint, you stop. If you already gave a few complints, you stop to avoid exaggerating. Is that clear?
Lucillus nods again.
I think at so point he caught up on the part where I told him I kissed Lucinda, punching way above my weight.
When you are with a woman, ask a lot of questions. If she tells you she went shopping for groceries in the morning, you ask what she bought. Once she tells you, you ask what recipes shes going to make. Once she tells you about the cooking, you ask who taught her. And so on. Keep the questions coming. Its basically the sa of interrogating a criminal, but in this case, its going to be you spending ti alone in a cold room if you ss up. Are we clear?
The guard is actually pondering my words with a very serious frown.
What if a girl doesnt like you back? the [Enchanter] asks from the side.
Can you tell your na again, man? I forgot, sorry.
Sure, sure, he hurries to reply, Im Claudius.
Well, Claudius, listen to , and listen well. Im going to reveal you a well-guarded female secret.
I wink at the [Enchanter].
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