Bleach: Watch Closely, This Is How You Use a Zanpakutō

IntheCentral46Compound,theCaptain-CommanderoftheGotei13andthenotoriousscourgeoftheFemaleShinigamiAssociation,MasatsukiAozaki,stoodbeforetheSagesandJudges.“Youhaveimproperrelationshipswithnumerousmembers,SeatedOfficers,andCaptainsoftheSeireitei?”“AsCaptain-Commander,maintainingcloserelationshipswiththemhelpsfacilitatemywork.”“...”TheJudgenarrowedhiseyes.“ThenhowdoyouexplainmodifyingthefemaleShinigami'sShihakushōintominiskirts?”“TotransformtheSeireiteiintoaperfectparadise.”“Tsktsk…AparadiseforallShinigami?That’snotentirelyunreasonable…”“No,apersonalparadise.”“Aprivate—wait!Captain-CommanderMasatsuki,thatkindofthinkingisclearlywrong!”“Doyouwanttodie?”“...”“Forgetit,Captain-CommanderMasatsuki.We’llsetthismatterasidefornow.Let’sdiscusssomeoftheoutrageousstatementsyou’vemadeinthepast.Thosewerejokes,right?”“No,Iwascompletelyserious.”MasatsukicalmlyranhishandalongthehiltofhisZanpakutōandspokewithconviction.“Ihaveagreatrelationshipwithmysubordinates,IgetalongwellwithHuecoMundo,andI’mevenfriendswithallofyourwivesandgirlfriends.Butrestassured,I’magoodShinigami.Youcansafelyleavetheworldinmyhands!”GenryūsaiShigekuniYamamoto:Thatdamnbrat!Shunsui,Jūshirō,don’tstopme—Ineedtoteachhimalesson!ThusbeginsthetaleofthemostincorrigibleShinigami!