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I Shall Pervert the Heavens

Author: immortalitydao Genre: Fantasy

Zachary“Zach”Waltersistheultimatenerd:22yearsold,perpetuallyunemployed,andperfectlycontenttospendhisdayslockedinhisroom,devouringfantasynovels.Livingoffrentfromashophislateparentslefthim,Zachbelievestheworldoutsideisoverrated,especiallywhenhehashistrustylaptopandanendlesssupplyofenergydrinks.ButafterspendingweeksreadingChroniclesoftheArchmage:ArkanisAscends,Zachhitshislimit.Thenovel'sendingwasshit,thepoweroffriendshipnonsensepusheshimintoafull-blownrant.Hetearsintotheauthorwithanunhinged,scathingcommentintheforums,mockingthenovel,thevillain'spatheticdefeat,andeventheauthor's“beadyeyes”forwritingsomethingsocringe-worthyevensayinghewhoisn'taauthorcanwritebetter.“Youthinkyou'rebetterthanmeasanauthor?Betterthanmyprotagonist?Let'sseehowyoufareinmyworld.”Suddenlysuchtextappeared.Beforehecanreply,Zachisyankedintotheveryfantasyuniversehemocked,Zachquicklyrealizesthatfightingvillainsorbecomingaheroisoverrated.Instead,hedecidestofocusonthefinerthingsinlife:buildingapervertedwaifusharemandindulgingineverysmuttyfantasyhe’severdreamedof.Butinaworldofcunningregressors,overpoweredplotarmourcharacters,archmagesandschemingnobles,Zach'scarefreeanticsmightjustlandhiminhotwaterorworse,dead.Canthistrash-talkingkeyboardwarriorsurvivehisowndelusions,orwillheendupasanotherfailedsidecharacterinsomeoneelse’sstory?

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