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The Gods are Bastards

Author: Webbonomicon Genre: Sci-fi

Itwasaworldofswordandsorcery,butthatwasathousandyearsago.Thelastelvesliveonreservations. Dwarvenforgeshaveturnedtoclockworkandsteam. Drowemergefromtheirundergroundcitynottoraid,butfortradeanddiplomacy. Newtechnologiesandadvancedmagicshavemadetheworldsmaller,safer,richer,andmorepolluted;dungeondelvingcanonlybedonewiththeproperpermits. Paladins,thegreatwarriorsendowedbythegodsthemselveswithpowertodrivebackevil,havenotbeenseenindecades. TheAgeofAdventuresisover.Untilitsuddenlybeginsagain.Withoutwarning,thegodscallforthtwonewpaladins...intoaworldatpeacewheretherearenodemonstoslay,andthebureaucratsandindustrialistswhoruntheworldarelesshappytoseethemthanthekingsandqueensofold. Inacrampedlandscapeofcomplicatedpoliticswhereadventurersarenolongerwelcome,whatarethemightywarriorsofthegodsevensupposedtodo?Well,first,they'resenttoschool. Anditallgoesdownhillfromthere.

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Only Villains Do That

Author: Webbonomicon Genre: Comedy

WhilewaitingonanAkihabaratrainplatformoneday,ordinaryhighschoolerYoshiShinonomewas...Readmore WhilewaitingonanAkihabaratrainplatformoneday,ordinaryhighschoolerYoshiShinonomewassuddenlypluckedfromhisnormallifeinJapanandwhiskedawaybyabeautifulgoddesstoEphemera,aworldofmagicandadventure,toserveasherHeroanddrivebacktheevilDarkLord.Thisisnothisstory.StandingnearbyatthemomentYoshiwasisekai'dwasamannamedSeiji-arude,cranky,misanthropicmusicianwhowasnotatallpleasedtofindhimselfalsosnatchedupandtransportedtoEphemerabythegoddess'swickedsister,Virya.Accordingtothisself-proclaimedGoddessofEvil,thewholefantasyadventurethingwasagamesheandhersisterplayedtostaveofftheboredomofimmortality,andsincethegoodgoddess,Sanora,hadpickedherHero...well,ViryaneededaDarkLord.Agrownmanwithhisowncareerandambitions,Seijihasnointerestinplaying.Unfortunatelyforhim,thecalltoadventurewasnotarequest.Now,hemustconquerEphemeraanddefeattheHero...orViryapromisestomakehimbegforthereleaseofdeathbeforegrantingit.Playingalongforhisownsurvival,Seijinonethelessisundernoillusionswhohistrueenemyis,andit'snotthenaiveyoungwould-beHerofromhisownworld.Placedinanimpossibleposition,Seijimustmakeenoughprogresstowardworlddominationtokeephissadisticpatrongoddessoffhisback,butnotsomuchthathecan'tstrikeanaccordwiththeforcesofGoodandconvincetheHeroYoshithatit'sthegoddesseswhoaretheirmutualenemy.ForcedtoembraceEvilwithoutbeingtooevil,Seijiwalkstherazor'sedge,buildinghisforcesandbidinghistimetillhecangetrevengeonthegoddessesandbefreeofthem,hisonlycertaintythathewillnotbegettingoutofthiswithhishandsclean.ADarkLord'sgottadowhataDarkLord'sgottado.*UpdatesTuesdayandFriday.Collapse AntiheroProtagonist,HighFantasy,SwordAndMagic,MaleProtagonist,MultipleTransportedIndividuals,CharacterGrowth,Goddesses,TransportedtoAnotherWorld,Medieval,EuropeanAmbience,Artifacts,SurvivalGame verydifficulttounderstandthisnovelparagraph Greatstory,cleancharacters

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