Who Designed This Dungeon

Inordertostayalive,Wade—who,throughsheermisfortune,endedupasthelordoftheSeinDungeon—hadnochoicebuttoturnhisdomainintotheultimatehellscape:Agatethatcan’tbeopenedfromthisside,Atreasurechestthattriggersateleportation,Agruelingthree-hundred-sixty-five-kilometertrekfromthespawnpointtothebossroomwithnotasinglereststop,Monsterknightswithgiantbowsstationedonbothsidesofaprecariousnarrowbridge,Treacherousambusherslyinginwaitaroundblindcorners,Arevoltinglatrine-poisonpityou’reforcedtosample,andamazeofhiddenpaths…Andthat’sonlythebeginning.WithinthesedepthslurkmasterslikeIsshinAshina,theCrucibleKnight,theFieryGoldenLion,theBlue-EyedWhiteDragon,theScourgeLegion,andmore—eachreadytogiftyouwith“pleasantsurprises.”FromtheFlamingSwordandWavemotherSickle,totheBowSwift-SlashKatana,theOathofGoldandStone,andFlame,grantmestrength—therewardsareasuniqueastheyaretempting,makingitimpossibletostaymadforlong.Wade:“Inmydungeon,themostimportantthingismakingsureeveryadventurerhasfun!”