When the Golden Finger Lands in the Hands of the Villain

Iamasystem.EveryonecallsmeGoldenFinger.Iamintelligentandasgorgeousasaflower,desiredbyall.Ihavecarefullyselectedahostwhoiss*upidandcowardly,unmotivated,andabsolutetr*sh,onewhocanbestshowoffmywisdomandbrilliance.Ihadoriginallythoughtthatinthisplacewhichreveresalchemists,Iwouldbeabletoworkwithmyhosttorefinegodlyelixirsandaccomplishgreatthings.

ButI’mstartingtorealise,somethingisn’tquiteright…

Cowardly:Killingoffhisevildisciplewith2words?

Tr*sh:Refiningalegendaryelixirin2seconds?Huh?Wait,whyamIbeingusedtorefinepoison,help!

OnlylaterdidIfindout,thishosthasanotheridentity,thevillain!!Theinfamousdemonoftheneighbouringcontinentthatturnspeople’sfacespalewithfear,theevildemonkingthatcansilencethecriesofchildreninthenight.