The Transmigrated Cannon Fodder Overthrows the Male Protagonist

Shewasanaveragecompanyemployee,butsheunexpectedlydiedinacaraccident.Fortunately—ornot,hersoulsynchronizedwithashamelesssystemcalled“TakeDowntheMaleProtagonist”whichisclassifiedasa“Capture”system.Tobeexact,themainpointofthissystemistocapturethemaleprotagonist’s…pen*s.“Comehere!Weneedtodeepenourmutualunderstandingandhaveourselvesagoodpillowtalk—no,no!Imean,let’sjusthaveagoodchataboutlife!”“Whereisthenewbiepackage?!Whataboutmyemployee’sbenefits?!Hey,System,don’tpretendtobugoutallofasudden,handthemover!”“Hmm,let’ssee…theemployee’sbenefitsareprettygood…prettygood…But,youmindtellingmewhattheheckarethese‘TenGreatTools’?This…Whatonearthisthisscentthat’scomingfrommybody??Andjustwhatisthis‘instantrecoveryconstitution’thatsupposedlywillletme‘playtomyheart’scontentwithoutbeingbroken’?!System,getyourASSouthere!Weneedtotalk!Areyouforrealorjustpullingmyleg?!”“Ineveragreedtotakedownthesemaleprotagonists!Notasingleoneofthemfollowstheprescribedstoryline.Idon’twanttoendupunderthem;theyaresimplytooawful!Noneoftheirwordscanbetrusted—notasingleone!!Outofalltheirlies,theworstare‘Beobedient,Iwon’tmove.’,‘Believeme,thiswillbethelasttime.’and,‘Ijustwanttokissyou!’“System,thesettingsmustbeincorrect!Theseguysarecompletelyunliketheplotdescription!I’mfeelingsowrongedhere!!!”——TheTenGreatTools:ForChinese,menandwomenhad10greatattributes/characteristicsthatwouldmaketheirprivatepartsgreatoridealforintercrse.Inthiscase,thetengreattoolsreferredtothetentypesofidealshapesandcharacteristicsofawoman’sprivatepart.

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