The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

[Mission1:EnteringtheCultivationWorld—YouhaveobtainedaFoundationEstablishmenttechnique.Now,tryslayingthe“UndyingDivineDragon.”]“Systembro,let’snoteventalkabouthowmystartermissionistokilladragon.There’sjustonesmallproblem—Ihaven’ttransmigrated.”[Mission2:ApocalypseArrival—AfterawakeninganE-rankability,it’stimetoshowyourstrength!Trytakingonthe‘ZombieKing’one-on-one.]“Bro,forgetthefactthatI’mstillinthemodernworld.Basedonyourlogic,wasn’tIjustinthecultivationworldasecondago?Also,couldyouatleastawakenmyabilityfirst?YouexpectmetokilltheZombieKinglikethis?”[Mission3:All-FemaleWorld—Youarethesole,preciousmale.Pleasesweatitoutwithatleastthreedifferenttargetsandgiveitatry.]“Bro,Ihaveneverbeggedanyoneinmylife.Butrightnow,I’monmyknees.Please,Ibegyou,takemetothisworld!”…“Wait,you’reseriouslycallinganearthwormthe‘UndyingDivineDragon’?”“Wait,killsinzombiemodeactuallycount?”“Wait,asofthumisenoughtobeconsidered‘successful’?”…[Mission4:Demon-SlayingattheBrothel.]“Hehheh.”…“Uncle,stoplaughing!I’mreallyheretoslaydemons!”“Handsonyourhead!Squatdown!Whotoldyoutostandup?!”“System,you’veruinedmesobadly!!!”