The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

“Unlucky”wouldbethenicewaytodescribeLucas’luck.Hewasn’tjustdownbad.Hewaspracticallycursed.Assomeonewhoneveraskedtoexist,he’shadtoexperiencemedicaltorture,imprisonment,andeventuallydeath.Andthatwasjusthisfirstlife.Then,justashethoughtofescapinghisfate,hetransmigratesintothebodyoftheEmpire’smostuselessFlowerVase.Great,nowheshouldhavestatus,wealth,andbeauty,right?Wrong.Becausehisnewbody,YoungLordLucaKyros,wasavegetable.Andwhat’sworsewasthatnooneelseseemedtoknowthetruth.Toeveryoneelse,hewasjustyourtypicalrebelliousheir.Hewouldn’thavemindedthat.HewasusedtobeingcalledaharlotorsimilarnamesforbeingadefectiveGuide.ButtheproblemwashewokeuprightsmackinthemiddleoftheRoyalMilitaryAcademy’sAssessmenttest.Andhisdoublebody,theonewhoshouldbeattendingschool,perishedinanambush.Sonow,he’sforcedtoresolvehisexistentialcrisiswhileattendingaschoolheneverevenenrolledin.He’llhavetoconquerhisflimsybody,hisbroodingroommate,andhispicky-eater“dungeon”—allthatontopofsurvivingimpendingdoom.Someonedefinitelyneedsamiracle.