Synopsis

Attheverybeginning,ZogtheRedDragonsimplywantedtomakealittlecash.Hecarvedrunesintoyo-yossothattheirtrickswouldproduceactual,dazzlinglighteffects!Hecreatedtradingcardscapableofsummoningholographicillusions,drivingthepriceofasinglerarecardhigherthanaTier6spellscroll.HeevenhandedaZoramana-poweredelectricguitar,sparkingamassiverock-and-rollrevolution.Underhisinfluence,DwarvesandElveswillinglysatinthesameroomtoteamupinco-opgames,whilecommonersandnobleswepttogetherovertheexactsamesoapoperas.TheDragon-SlayingKnights?Please!ThedragonstheyrentedtoshoottheirpromotionalvideoswereallcontractedactorsfromZog’stalentagency!Beforeheevenrealizedit,thisdraconicanomaly—whorefusedtoengageinmindlessslaughter—hadamassedahoardofgoldcoinstallerthanamountain.TheHolyChurchdeclaredthathewasbewitchingthemindsofthemasses,butthepeoplefirmlychosetostandbyhisside.Facingthenowcompletelyisolated,century-oldPope,Zogsmirkedandmocked:“CultureVictory,kid.”