The Heavily Armoured Noble Girl Monette: How To Break a Curse You Don't Remember Casting

“AsifI’dmarryanuglywomanlikeyou!”

Monette,anobledaughteroftheHouseofIdira,washurtdeeplybywhatherfiancé,PrinceAlexis,hadsaid.

Torubsaltonthewound,heryoungersisterwasthenmadeAlexis’fiancéeinsteadofher.Unsurejustwhatpartofherwasugly,Monettedevelopsacomplex...andbeginstocoverherwholebodywithironarmour.

Andso,Monetteresearchesmagicaloneintheoldcastle...untiloneday,twomencometovisither...

“Monette,breakmycurse!”

ThisisastoryofMonette,whowearsarmourfromthetopofherheadtothetipofhertoes,PrinceAlexis,whosuffersunderacurseofbadluckthatforceshimtostickhisfootinabottomlessswampatleastonceaweek,andPercival,aworrywartknightwhospoilspeoplewhenhe’stired.Itisastoryoftheirjourneyasallthreeofthemthinkrespectively:

I’vegotthemostcommonsensehere.